本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑【英语小笑话带翻译简单】英语幽默小笑话带翻译 英语（小笑话）带翻译简洁一： I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened? A kid bit me, replied Ivan. Would you recognize him if you saw him again? asked his mother. Id know him anywhere, said Ivan. I have his ear in my pocket. 他的耳朵在我的衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,发生了什么事? 一个男孩咬了我一口，伊凡说。 再见到他时你能认出来吗?妈妈问。 他走到哪里我都能认出他，伊凡说，他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里呢。 NOTE r
