1、Three Times Beating Monster剧本作者:黄斯倩(重庆邮电大学)导演:黄斯倩演员:黄斯倩,佘加杰,张碧亮,王传奇,谢光磊,卓炀程人物:唐僧 、孙悟空、 猪八戒、 沙僧、白骨精(村姑 小孩、老太婆、 幕后放 ppt 的场景一:(“路在脚下” 音乐响起)唐僧:(轻咳)悟空,factually, I am a bit hungry, Could you go to get me some food?八戒: You see, master is hungry, me too!沙僧:大师兄,二师兄说的对唐僧: 八戒!Dont forget who ate my last meal!
2、(脚踹八戒)八戒:(委屈)but I still hungry!沙僧: But master, if a monster comes while 大师兄 is away唐僧: (点头)Em.It is a problem.悟空, do you have any idea?悟空: No problem! (悟空围三人转了一圈) 八戒: This is.?悟空: Electric net! I have learnt the energy of electricity from 儿歌三百首. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you st
3、ay in it!唐僧: Emm (摸悟空头)悟空, you are becoming smarter! 额米头发, knowledge is power!悟空: Bye! jindou cloud!筋斗云:I am jindou cloud!(捶胸,做熊样)I am here!(把孙悟空拖走) 唐僧打坐,闭目养神。八戒和沙僧:两只小蜜蜂啊,飞在花丛中啊场景二:村姑:米拉桑,阔你急哇(日语)师徒三人:oh,hi(大家站了起来,某些个吹口哨,做勾引手势)村姑:My name is bai (扭捏害羞样)大家:hello, miss bai.村姑: actually, I am going to
4、send some food to some masters ,they live in the temple, look, around the corner. (欲接近唐僧,被弹回)emmay be you are hungry, welcome to my home to have a dinner, I will make food for you ,(轻声说)delicious! 八戒:yeah! you look so delicious! shifu! lets go!唐僧:miss bai, you are so kind ,but we have to wait for 悟空
5、沙僧:师傅,二师兄说的对,大师兄 will find us, let us go now!村姑:come with me.(大家跟着村姑走着,村姑一个媚眼,八戒倒下,唐僧跨过八戒的身体继续跟着村姑)沙僧:(扶八戒)are you ok?八戒:no! I am full in love with the girl!沙僧:yeah!she is an apple in my eyes!(吃了一口苹果)唐僧:miss bai!村姑:(转身眨眼)what ?唐僧:I love you when I see you at the first time! I 村姑:(轻轻用手堵住唐僧嘴)you jump
6、, I jump!(音乐响起,二人做泰坦尼克号经典动作)村姑:(转过身)shifu, close your eyes! lets have a kiss!唐僧:wow I love to(闭眼,翘起嘴巴,伸脖子) (村姑奸笑,准备吃了唐僧) 悟空: (回来,看见村姑,火眼金睛看一眼村姑)Oh, monster!(上前就打,两人大战三回合,村姑倒)村姑: (倒)Ah(凄惨的音乐放起)唐僧: (气愤)悟空! Look what have done! She is a kind girl!悟空: She is a monster!唐僧: Nonsense!(深呼吸)悟空: Oh, please do
7、nt唐僧:Its too late!(唱) 哦玛丽玛丽买卖 home悟空: Please, Please, oh, no(痛苦抱头)唐僧: (捶胸痛喊)悟空,Im disappointed with you!场景三:小孩:(坐在地上痛哭)(唐僧师徒走过来)小孩:(拉住八戒的腿)I want my mom.八戒:shifu, we are in trouble!沙僧:let me try. little girl ,who is your mama?小孩:her name is bai.沙僧:师傅,二师兄说的对。We are in trouble.师傅:little girl, your mom
8、 is going to the heaven.小孩:what does it mean?八戒:yeah, she is dead.沙僧:d-e-a-d, dead! we killed her.小孩:what? why? bring back my mom . I kill you!悟空:stop!(闻小孩三下)you are monster!小孩:you !are the monster! Ugly monster!悟空:(咬牙切齿)I am not ugly! You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(悟空追打小孩,小孩躲至唐僧身后,悟空打,不想打到唐僧头
9、,唐僧晕,悟空再打死小孩) (凄惨的音乐放起)八戒&沙僧: Are you Ok, shifu? (扶唐僧)沙僧: Look,(伸食指)how many?唐僧:Two(晕乎乎地)悟空, game over!场景四:老太婆:you killed my daughter and my daughters daughter!I kill you!唐僧:oh !it is my fault! I am not a good shifu! please kill me !(老太婆掐唐僧,原地转圈)(悟空张开右手,左手指着右手,闭眼大喊:turn,turn,turn,沙僧把金箍棒放到他手中)八戒:awso
10、me! you turn into your golden cudgel!沙僧:大师兄,是被妖怪抓走了!悟空:oh, shifu ,I am coming!.dont move!悟空: Ill kill you, monster!(打)唐僧: (想阻止,未及)You, you.(悟空打到师傅,师傅晕,E,沙僧扶住 )(悟空与老太婆大战三回合,老太婆死)唐僧:You have killed three lives!悟空: No, they are not human beings! They are created by monster!唐僧: Monster? You are a real m
11、onster! look! you so ugly! Never let me see you, go!(凄惨的音乐放起)八戒: Master, 大师兄 just.唐僧: shut up! Dont mention that guy any more!八戒:look,the body is gone! May be 大师兄 is right.沙僧:师傅,二师兄说的对,the women is really a monster!唐僧:oh!悟空,come back!悟空:what?唐僧:do you know what is “dang dang dang”?悟空:what is“dang dang”?唐僧:dang dang dang ,is (唱)only you (only you 的音乐放起)八戒、沙僧:(抱悟空大腿)dont go! dont leave me alone!(悟空犹豫)唐僧:(继续)o-only you悟空:ok! Please shut up! I am not go! (师傅悟空相拥,跳华尔兹,八戒沙僧哼结婚进行曲)良久,唐僧:lets move on.白骨精:shifu ,dont go! I am here !(作贞子样,爬了过来,四人跑!)
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