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1、Ten Commandmentsfor Managers經理人十大信條,劉 炯 朗清 華 大 學,Ten Useful Jokesfor Professors常用的十個笑話,劉 炯 朗清 華 大 學,Thou Shalt be Honest誠實,你可以永遠的騙一些人，或者短暫的騙所有的人，但是你不能夠永遠的騙所有的人。 林肯,You can fool some of the people all the time, andall of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the ti

2、me. Abraham Lincoln,Thou Shalt be Honest誠實,誠實是最好的策略。,Honest is the best policy.,誠實是最容易執行的策略。,Honest is the easiest policy to execute.,Thou Shalt be Honest誠實,誠實是最好的策略，但是以誠實作為策略的人，不是一個誠實的人。 韋力,Honest is the best policy; but he who is governedby that maxim is not an honest man. Richard Whately,Thou Sha

3、lt be Honest誠實,說過謊的人講的真話，也沒有人會相信。 伊索寓言,Even when liars tell the truth, they are neverbelieved. Aesops Fables,Thou Shalt be Honest誠實,Thou Shalt Think Creatively 創新,Thou Shalt Think Creatively 創新,想像力遠比知識重要。 愛因斯坦,Imagination is more important than knowledge. Albert Einstein,Thou Shalt Think Creatively

4、創新,創造力可以解決任何問題，以新意破除舊習慣可以克服一切。 萊斯,Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. George Lois,Thou Shalt Think Creatively 創新,Thou Shalt be Optimistic and Positive樂觀正面,我是一個樂觀者 似乎除此之外，別無他途。 邱吉爾,For myself I am an optimist it does not

5、 seem to be much use being anything else. Sir Winston Churchill,Thou Shalt be Optimistic and Positive樂觀正面,世界上只有機會，沒有定數。 麥克阿瑟,There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity. Douglas Mac Arthur,Thou Shalt be Optimistic and Positive樂觀正面,半滿還是半空,Thou Shalt be Optimistic and Positive樂觀正面,屢戰

6、屢敗,屢敗屢戰,Thou Shalt be Optimistic and Positive樂觀正面,夕陽無限好，只是近黃昏。,但得夕陽無限好，何必惆帳近黃昏。,Thou Shalt be Optimistic and Positive樂觀正面,Good salespeople do not sell the product,they sell the benefits of having the product.,好的銷售員不是在推銷一個產品，他是在推銷有了這個產品的好處。,Thou Shalt be Optimistic and Positive樂觀正面,Thou Shalt Be Resp

7、onsible 負責任,Thou Shalt Be Responsible 負責任,成大事的代價是負責任。 邱吉爾,The price of greatness is responsibility. Winston Churchill,Thou Shalt Be Responsible 負責任,你可以將權力下放，但不可以將責任下放。 柯文斯基,You can delegate authority, but not responsibility. Stephen W. Comiskey,Thou Shalt Be Responsible 負責任,假如你受不了高溫，走出廚房去。 杜魯門,If yo

8、u cant stand the heat, get out of thekitchen. Harry S. Trumam,Thou Shalt Be Responsible 負責任,我是莊家。 杜魯門,The buck stops here. Harry S. Trumam,Thou Shalt Be Responsible 負責任,Thou Shalt Know Thy Subordinates Well 知人善用,管理只不過是啟發別人而已。 安高卡,Management is nothing more than motivating other people. Lee Iacocaa,T

9、hou Shalt Know Thy Subordinates Well 知人善用,Thou Shalt Know Thy Competition Well 認識你的對手,知己知彼，百戰百勝。 孫子,Thou Shalt Know Thy Competition Well 認識你的對手,Know yourself and your enemy well,you shall win every battle. Sun Tzu,下駟對上駟,中駟對下駟,上駟對中駟,Thou Shalt Know Thy Competition Well 認識你的對手,空城計,Thou Shalt Know Thy

10、Competition Well 認識你的對手,Thou Shalt Know What Thou Are Talking About 知之為知,Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous. Confucius,學而不思則罔，思而不學則殆。 孔子,Thou Shalt Know What Thou Are Talking About 知之為知,Thou Shalt not Speak “me too” in Vain 不可人云亦云,Thou Shalt Not Follow Other

11、s Blindly不可盲從,知之為知之，不知為不知，是知也。 孔子,When you know a thing, to hold that you know it ; and when you do not know a thing,to allow that you do not know it this is knowledge. Confucius,Thou Shalt Not Follow Others Blindly不可盲從,Thou Shalt Honor and Love Thy Spouse 不可忘本,每一個成功的男人的背後，都有一位偉大的女性。每一個成功的女人的背後，都有一位偉大的男性。每一個成功的經理人的背後，都有一個了不起的團隊。,Behind every successful man, there is a greatwoman. Behind every successful woman, there is a great man. Behind every successful manager, there is a great team.,Thou Shalt Honor and Love Thy Spouse 不可忘本,三個兒子,學問,年紀,笑話,有一大把,一點也沒有,倒有一大籮筐,