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1、点点英语：专业致力于四六级、考研、口译口语 网址：http:/Friends第二季 1Friends剧本（第二季）201 The One With Ross New GirlfriendScene: Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel.PHOEBE: Ok, so this is pretty much whats happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel

2、since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like “forget about her“ but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, “Oh my god.“ So she

3、went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didnt know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, thats pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, howve you been?OPENING CREDITSScene, The Airport, continued from last season, Ra

4、chel is waiting for Ross to come of the plane, when she sees hes coming off with another woman.RACHEL: Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.) ROSS: Rache!RACHEL: Oh, there you are! Hi!

5、 Oh, so, so, how was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.)ROSS: It was, it was great. Oh, what happened?RACHEL: What?ROSS: Youre bleeding. RACHEL: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. I wanna hear everything! (Looks at Julie)ROSS: Well, whe

6、re do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.RACHEL: These are, these arent for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she cant speak English.) Welcome to our country.JULIE: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. Im from New York.RACHEL: Ok, well, not a problem. Wel

7、l just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok.Scene: Monica and Rachels, the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.CHANDLER: No way!MONICA: Im telling you, she went to the airport, and shes gonna go for it with Ross! PHOEBE: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bi

8、gger than huge. This is like, all right, whats bigger than huge?JOEY: Um, this?PHOEBE: Yes.点点英语：专业致力于四六级、考研、口译口语 网址：http:/Friends第二季 2MONICA: Guys, you got your hair cut.CHANDLER: Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay.PHOEBE: Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you dont look good, we dont look go

9、od. I love that voice.RACHEL: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.CHANDLER: Ok, I think shes trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.RACHEL: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!

10、ROSS: Thats all right, Rache, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up? JOEY: What up?!ROSS: Everyone, this is Julie.RACHEL: (out of breath) Julie.ALL: Ohh. (Happily) Hi!JULIE: Hi, but Im not here, you havent met me. Ill make a much better

11、first impression tomorrow when I dont have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.ROSS: And bus.JULIE: Oh my god.ROSS: The screaming guy?JULIE: And the spitting?ROSS: You gotta hear this story.JULIE: Were on this bus, thats easily 200 years old.ROSS: At least.JULIE: .and this guy-RACHEL: And the chicken po

12、ops in her lap. Oh, Im so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didnt I? Oh! Its just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.MONICA: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?JULIE: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.ROSS: But we havent seen each other

13、since then. Well I land in China, guess whos in charge of the dig. RACHEL: Julie! Julie, isnt that great? I mean, isnt that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?MONICA: Its an expression.ROSS: Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then were gonna go see the baby.JULIE: And

14、 then weve gotta get some sleep.ROSS: Yeah, its really 6:00 tomorrow night our time.CHANDLER: Well, listen, dont tell us whats gonna happen though, cause I like to be surprised.(Ross and Julie exit)点点英语：专业致力于四六级、考研、口译口语 网址：http:/Friends第二季 3RACHEL: Bye. (She closes the door and everyone tries to sym

15、pathize with her.)Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler enter.ROSS: Hey, Rache, can I get some coffee?RACHEL: Yeah, sure.ROSS: Thank you.CHANDLER: Hey, Rache, can I get-RACHEL: Did you talk to him?CHANDLER: Not yet.RACHEL: Then, no.(He goes to sit down next to Ross.)CHANDLER: So what the hell happe

16、ned to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.ROSS: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying its never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?CHANDLER: God?ROSS: It was you, pal.CHANDLER: Well, ma

17、ybe it was God, doing me.ROSS: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, thats all. But then I met Julie, and I dont know, were havin a great time. And I have to say, I never wouldve gone for it with her if it hadnt been for you.CHANDLER: Well, you owe me one, big guy.RACHEL: Heres yo

18、ur lemonade.ROSS: I didnt order lemonade.RACHEL: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because theyre gonna charge you for that.ROSS: But-RACHEL: Go go go go, come on! (to Chandler) So then, well, what did you find out?CHANDLER: He said, he said that theyre having a great time. Im sorry. But,

19、the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself without any outside help whatsoever.RACHEL: How is that the silver lining?CHANDLER: You have to really wanna see it.Scene: Monica and Rachels, Ross and the gang is watching TV.ROSS: Ironically, these are the guys who

20、 were picked last in gym.cut to Phoebe and Monica in the kitchen.MONICA: Phoebes, you know what Im thinking?PHOEBE: Oh, ok. How, its been so long since youve had sex, youre wondering if theyve changed it?MONICA: No, although now thats what Im thinking.PHOEBE: All right, so what were you thinking?点点英

21、语：专业致力于四六级、考研、口译口语 网址：http:/Friends第二季 4MONICA: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe youd like to do mine?PHOEBE: Ohh! No.MONICA: Why not?PHOEBE: Because, Im just, Im incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.MONICA: No youre not.PHOEBE: I know I

22、m not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings.(The phone rings.)JOEY: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, its Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)ROSS: (on phone) Hello? Hi.CHANDLER: (entering) Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?JOEY: Needs some clothes al

23、tered?CHANDLER: No, no, Im just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.JOEY: Why dont you go see Frankie? My familys been goin to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right, when was 1990?CHANDLER: You have to stop the Q-tip when th

24、eres resistance!ROSS: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, Ill see you later. Ok, bye. What? Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three. (motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didnt hang up either. RACHEL: She didnt hang up either!ROSS: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y-R

25、ACHEL: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.ROSS: Rachel! Ill just call her back. RACHEL: Okay!ROSS: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected.RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fi

26、ne. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now hes Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I cant have.MONICA: Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too.RACHEL: I know you did. Im just gonna deal with it, Im just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of he

27、re.CHANDLER: Ok, I dont care what you guys say, somethings bothering her.Scene: Monica and Rachels, the next morning.JOEY: You know, I think I was sixteen.MONICA: Please, just a little bit off the back.PHOEBE: Im still on “no“.RACHEL: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning. Do you guys th

28、ink you could close your eyes for just a sec?JOEY: No no no no no, (grabs his pants) Im not fallin for that again.点点英语：专业致力于四六级、考研、口译口语 网址：http:/Friends第二季 5PHOEBE: Whats goin on?RACHEL: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.CHANDLER: What stupid thing did you do?PAOLO: Bon giorno tutti!PHOEBE

29、: Ewww!COMMERCIAL BREAKScene: Monica and Rachels continued from earlier.RACHEL: Ok, Paulo, why dont you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye.MONICA: Rachel, how did this happen?RACHEL: I dont know, I just kinda ran into him last night.PHOEBE: Where?RACHEL: At his apartment.

30、Is this juice?JOEY: Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe?RACHEL: Oh God, I know Im a pathetic loser.MONICA: Honey, youre not pathetic, youre sad.CHANDLER: People do stupid things when theyre upset.MONICA: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadnt-but thi

31、s is about your horrible mistake.ROSS: Hi. Sorry were late but we were-well, there was touching.PAOLO: Hey, hey Ross.ROSS: Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here?PAOLO: I do Raquel.ROSS: (to Rachel) So, uh, hes back.RACHEL: Yeah, hes back. Is that a problem?ROSS: No, not a problem.RACHEL: Good! Im glad

32、 its not a problem.PHOEBE: Ok, youre gonna have to not touch my ass.CHANDLER: Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, Ive got pants that need to be altered.JOEY: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. Hell know what it means.CHANDLER: Are you sure h

33、es gonna be able to crack that code?MONICA: You know its funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.PHOEBE: All right. Ok, but, but you have to promise that you will not be all like control-y and bossy and Monica about it.MONICA: I promise.PHOEBE: All right. Now some

34、of you are gonna get cut, and some of you arent. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.点点英语：专业致力于四六级、考研、口译口语 网址：http:/Friends第二季 6Scene: Monicas bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut.PHOEBE: All right, thats it, I quit.MONICA: What? I didnt say anything.PHOEBE: Yeah, but this isnt

35、 the face of a person who trusts a person. Ok, this is the face of a person who, you know, doesnt trust a person.MONICA: Im sorry. Im sorry, Phoebe. Its just a little shorter than what we had discussed.PHOEBE: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.MONICA: How who wears it?

36、PHOEBE: Demi Moore.MONICA: Demi Moore is not a he.PHOEBE: Well, he was a he in Arthur, and in Ten.MONICA: Thats Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.PHOEBE: Oh, oh, oh my god! MONICA: Oh my god!PHOEBE: Im sorry, Im sorry. Which ones Demi Moore?MONICA: Shes the actress who was in Disclosu

37、re, Indecent Proposal, Ghost. PHOEBE: Oh, shes got gorgeous hair.MONICA: I KNOW!Scene: Franks tailor shop, Chandler is getting his pants altered.FRANKIE: How long do you want the cuffs?CHANDLER: At least as long as I have the pants.FRANKIE: I just got that. Ok, now well do your inseam.(He slowly mea

38、sures it up his leg, and Chandler makes a rather surprised face.)Scene: Monica and Rachels, Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom.RACHEL: How is she?PHOEBE: Its too soon to tell. Shes resting, which is a good sign.ROSS: Hows the hair?PH

39、OEBE: Im not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesnt look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.JOEY: Can we see her?PHOEBE: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, you come on in. (They go into the bedroom leaving Joey and Rachel alone.)JOEY: Howre yo

40、u doing?RACHEL: Im ok.JOEY: Ooh, that bad, huh? Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. Its one of my gifts.RACHEL: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, its like theres rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me.JOEY: You gotta

41、 tell Ross how you feel.点点英语：专业致力于四六级、考研、口译口语 网址：http:/Friends第二季 7RACHEL: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?JOEY: What about her? Theyve only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for like 10 years.RACHEL: I dont know, I dont know.JOEY: Look, Rache, Rache, Iv

42、e been with my share of women. In fact, Ive been with like a lot of peoples share of women. The point is, Ive never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.CHANDLER: (entering, angry) Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor is a very bad man!JOEY: Frankie? Whatre you talking about

43、?ROSS: (entering from teh bedroom) Hey, whats goin on?CHANDLER: Joeys tailor.took advantage of me.ROSS: What?JOEY: No way. Ive been going to the guy for 12 years.CHANDLER: He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite-ROSS: what?CHANDLER: Cupping.J

44、OEY: Thats how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isnt that how they measure pants?ROSS: Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter with you?JOEY: What? Thats not? O

45、h my god.Scene: Monica and Rachels, later that day. Monica is now out and about.MONICA: Even Mary Tyler Moore wouldve been better.ROSS: I like it. I do, I think its a Ten.MONICA: Thank you. My hair is very amused.CHANDLER: Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get caught between the moon

46、 and New York City. I know its crazy, but its true.PHOEBE: Thank you.ROSS: Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rache.RACHEL: (sticking her head in from the balcony) Wait, are you leaving?ROSS: Yeah, thats kinda what I meant by “bye!“RACHEL: Well, can I talk to you for a sec? ROSS: Okay. (goes out onto the b

47、alcony)JOEY: Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test.CHANDLER: Thats ok.Out on the balconyROSS: Whats goin on?RACHEL: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, 点点英语：专业致力于四六级、考研、口译口语 网址：http:/Friends第二季 8and if I could go back in time and do it again,

48、 well, I wouldnt. Um, second of all, what? (Ross laughs)ROSS: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?RACHEL: No. No-no-no-no.ROSS: Well, then, I think, I think the guy is scum. I hate him. I physically hate him. I always have. You are way too good to be with a guy like th