布什搞笑名字.doc

1、令布什头痛的胡主席的姓胡被任命为中共总书记。SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.(场景)nn 椭圆形办公室,乔治布什和国家安全顾问康多里扎赖斯。 George: Condi! Nice to see you。 Whats happening?布什: 康迪(赖斯)! 很高兴见到你,发生什么事情了？Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.赖斯:长官,我来向你汇报中国的新领导人。George: Great . Lets hear it.布什: 好

2、极了,我们一起来听听！Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.赖斯:胡( 谁) 是中国的新领导人。George: Thats what I want to know.布什: 这就是我要知道的。Condi: Thats what Im telling you.赖斯: 这就是我要告诉你的George: Thats what Im asking you。 Who is the new leader of China?布什: 这就是我要问你的,谁(胡)是中国的新领导人？Condi: Yes赖斯: 是的。George: I mean the fellows name.布

3、什: 我是说那个人的名字。Condi: Hu.赖斯: 胡(谁) 。George: The guy in China.布什: 那个在中国的人。Condi: Hu.赖斯: 胡(谁)George: The new leader of China.布什: 中国的新领导人！Condi: Hu。赖斯: 胡( 谁)George: The Chinese?布什: 那个中国人！Condi: Hu is leading China.赖斯: 胡(谁) 领导中国。George: Now whaddya asking me for?布什: 啊？现在是你问我了？Condi: Im telling you Hu is le

4、ading China.赖斯: 我在告诉你,胡( 谁)在领导中国。George: Well,Im asking you. Who is leading China?布什: 我在问你,谁( 胡)在领导中国? ?SPAN lang=EN-USCondi: Thats the mans name.赖斯:就是那人的名字。George: Thats whose name?布什: 就是谁(胡) 的名字？Condi: Yes.赖斯:是的。George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader ofChina?布什: 你到底愿不愿

5、意告诉我谁(胡) 是中国的领导人？Condi: Yes sir.赖斯: 是的,长官( 亚瑟尔)。George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the MiddleEast.布什：亚瑟尔？你是说阿拉法特在中国？我以为他在中东呢。Condi: Thats correct.赖斯：没错。George: Then who is in China?布什：那么谁(胡) 在中国？Condi: Yes, sir.赖斯：是的长官(亚瑟尔)George: Yassir is in China?布什：亚瑟尔在中国？Condi: No,

6、 sir.赖斯：不,长官。George: Then who is?布什：那么谁(胡) 在？Condi: Yes, sir.赖斯：是的长官(亚瑟尔) 。George: Yassir?布什：亚瑟尔？Condi: No, sir.赖斯：不,长官。George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.布什：听着,赖斯。我要知道中国新领导人的名字, 给我接联合国秘书长 , 我觉

7、得他会知道。Condi: Kofi?赖斯：科费(咖啡) ？George: No, thanks.布什：不,谢谢。Condi: You want Kofi?赖斯：你要科费(咖啡) ？George: No.布什：不！Condi: You dont want Kofi.赖斯：那么你不要科费(咖啡) 。George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. Andthen get me the U.N.布什：不,但是既然你提到它, 我要杯牛奶就可以了,然后给我接联合国。Condi: Yes, sir.赖斯：是的长官(亚

8、瑟尔) 。George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.布什：不是亚瑟尔！是联合国的头！Condi: Kofi?赖斯：科费(咖啡) ？George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?布什：不,牛奶！你给我接通电话好不？Condi: Call who?赖斯：给谁打？George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?布什：谁(胡) 是联合国的头？Condi: Hu is the guy in China.赖斯：胡(谁) 是中国的头。George: Will you stay out of China

9、?!布什：你能不能不提中国了？！Condi: Yes, sir.赖斯：是的长官(亚瑟尔) 。George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guyat the U.N!布什：也别提中东了！给我接通联合国的头就好了！Condi: Kofi?赖斯：科费(咖啡) ？George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.布什：好啦好啦！那就少加点糖吧！给我接电话。(Condi picks up the phone.)(赖斯拿起电话 )。Condi: Rice here.赖斯：赖斯在这(这有米饭)George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.布什：米饭？好主意,再来点鸡蛋吧