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1、(Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at

2、that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状):Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音:Its you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! (面对观众)Im Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a

3、jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹:Ive told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三

4、:Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng(作杀状)太子:Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!这句话要跟观众交流,最好由观众来回答,然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状) Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三:After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One

5、 is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子:Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三:Yes.Action II (荆轲与李莫愁上场)荆轲:Are you Li mochou?李莫愁 Yes.荆轲 OK. Im Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers world.李莫愁 Are you c

6、hallenging me?荆轲 Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁 Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状:What happened? Why arent you hurt?荆轲: We dont need any reason to win a person. Dont we? Do we? (赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?)李莫愁:Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know

7、what youre gonna get.“ I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上(抱拳):How are you?荆柯:Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹:Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯:Sure!太子丹:How are you?荆柯:Fine, thank you, and your wife?太子丹晕倒荆柯:Hey, man, Im kidding!太子丹:Oh, Im kidding too!(毕恭毕敬)May I have

8、 your name card, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着:To be or not to be, thats a question.阿三:Hero,we need your help.荆柯:I am busy now!太子丹:You can get a lot of money.荆柯:I am very busy now!阿三:IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯:I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女,激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.

9、K., she is yours.荆柯(流口水):I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三:What? Whats the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didnt know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三:Excuse me? Whats the TCM?观众甲:TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹:I must show y

10、ou the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯(激动):Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldnt reduce my weight.阿三:You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep si

11、lent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, Im very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗(太子丹与荆轲摆一个女性化的造型,向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿,做调戏状。)荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三(撞胯,击掌)Yeah!Action 荆珂挽着

12、妻子,太子丹,阿三在后.阿三:Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂:Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹:I will miss you, baby.(太子丹,阿三下。停顿。泰坦尼克号主题曲起,荆轲与妻子做深情对望状,忽然荆轲看到一个美女此时一个中国古典美女经过,向荆轲抛媚眼,并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看,妻子发觉不对,扭过头来。)荆珂(急忙收敛):Darling, what are you doing?妻子:Nothing! Baby,You mean more to me

13、 than anything in this whole world!(肖申克的救赎)荆珂(流泪) :You are also my everything. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你,选自飘)妻子:Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂(欲走还留,执子之手又曰):Sweetheart! You must do me thi

14、s honor. promise me you will survive. that you will never give up. no matter what happens. no matter how hopeless. promise me now, and never let go of that promise(泰坦尼克号沉船时, Jack 对 Rose 的倾诉).妻子:“I promise.“荆轲:“Never let go. “妻子:“I promise. I will never let go, Jack. Ill never let go.“(荆轲的发音和 jack 很像

15、,所以加了一些泰坦尼克号的台词。)妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪,荆珂上船,渐渐远去妻子:Its a good day to die. Never come back. Never Never妻子(掏出手机拨号,阿三接手机): Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三:Okay okay!旁白:Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.The End

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