英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人).doc

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1、甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, Im the director- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you.Recently, I will direct a new movie called , today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress-A

2、nne Hathaway,OK, lets begin. At first , talent show, number one, lets welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, Im Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath,

3、there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance? 甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh.my god, have you use some stimulant dru

4、gs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no .sweet ,you break my heart.(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:Im Celine Dion, you know, I dont have too m

5、any achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,its just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I.甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK! Ill use my first

6、 signature song to conquer you -my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲 stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)and youre here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, Im dying,ho

7、pe the next one will give me a surprise 丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,its a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),Im glad to see you,my dear princess.甲(做娇羞状):oh, its really a big surprise,so whats your name?丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh.,its ok,then how about Robin Meade?

8、(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.丁:ok ok, it doesnt matter, you neednt learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet-oprah!甲:I dont care who you a

9、re, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didnt treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. Its the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”! 甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I cant stand, show you the door,丁(转身离开,继

10、续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, its really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, Im dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?丁深情状:prince

11、ss,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?甲:eh.Thank you for your eh.Wonderful performance,but,Im sorry to tell you .(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh.god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!乙(甜蜜状):thats very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but Im look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!

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