1、三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版人物：T 唐僧 S：孙悟空、 E：猪八戒、 J：沙僧、B：白骨精 、B1 ：B 变成的村姑 、B2：B 变成的太婆、B3：B 变化成的老头、 N：哪吒T: Wukong,where we are now?悟空 我们现在到哪里了 S: Bajie,map!八戒 地图E: (摸出，递给 S) S: oh ， master，look ！ (凑近 T)（T、S 一齐转向 E）哦 师傅 你瞧啊 ！T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you dont take these pictures of beautiful girls with you
2、!八戒 我告诉你多少次啦 不要老是带美女图啦！E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)哦 师傅 原谅我这次吧T: (缩手)No,i tkink i will take this untill we get to west ,ba jie,map.没门，我想就由我暂时保管，直到我们到达西天，取得真经，八戒 地图E: ButT: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em i am so hungry now,(坐)and i can not move anymore,奥 师傅 我肚子饿扁了，再也走不动了S
3、: Fat Pig!肥猪E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will.死猴子 如果你再敢说这俩个字，我就，我就S: You will what(凶相)?你就要干嘛啊E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).呵呵 我就帮你抓虱子啊！S: Hm! T:（轻咳）Wukong,I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?悟空 我也饿了 你能帮我们去找点吃的吗？E: You see ,master is hungry,too!你
4、看 我们师傅也饿了T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal!八戒 不要忘了谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away。what can we do？但是师傅 如果大师兄走了，有妖怪来我们怎么办T: Em.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?这倒是一个问题 悟空 你有什么办法吗？S: No problem!(安装)（B 已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is.?这是？S: Electric net!I
5、have learnt the energy of electricity from masters books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more knowledgeable! , knowledge is power!哦 悟空 你真是越来越知识渊博哦，知识就是力量啊S: ok i am going to find some food ,Bye!(走)好的 我去找吃的啦 拜拜 T；ok it is the show
6、time,好的 现在是我们展示自己的时间啦（放音乐穷开心三师徒开始跳舞）。 。 。 。T:i am a little tired, Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐斗地主我有点累了 我们打牌吧B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?it is easy,ha ha ha (变成 B1)传说中的电网 小菜一碟嘛 哈哈哈B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?能加我一个吗T: Im sorry,lady. We are playing card now,and three people are enough.哦 女士 我们现在在斗地主 三个人足够了B1: (
7、在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! T: oh chance 嗯 机会 B1: Double King!一对 kT: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are so clever. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见 B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒 )AhT: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please dontT:Its too late!(唱)Once morey
8、ou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头 )晕去T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)哈哈哈哈 孙悟空 我马上就给你一个教训B2:Daughter daughter ,where is my daughter ?Hello,have you seen my daughter?悟空醒 看到老妇T: you Daughter?.(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B
9、2 想看后面是什么，T 挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(S 追打 B2,B2躲至 T 身后，S 打，不想打到 T 头，T 晕，S 再打死 B2)E Ah.you are too late ,Nezha!(对 T)Ive called the police.N:hei hei (摇醒 B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will
10、 be against you in a court of law!let us go (带走 B)嘿嘿 你被捕了，你现在可以保持沉默，你现在所说的每一句话将来都可能成为呈堂证供，走吧！T: Wukong(S 不理 T)I admit my mistake this time(S 仍不理)Im sorry(小声)S: What? T: Im sorry.S: i can not hear clearly.?T: I.am.sorry.(S 捂耳)（音乐响） 敢问路在何方 （这个放伴奏）T;you are ma monkey.s;i am always your monkey （抱 T）我也永远都是你的猴子八戒很不要脸的冲上去推开悟空抱着 T八戒；i am always your pig .我也永远是你的猪众人嘘声离开 放英文版路在何方继续取经 结束
