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1、Question to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 2: LEAD PAINTStranger 1: APT APT APTStranger 2: DEAD BABIESStranger 1: nodStranger 1: all the best thingsStranger 2: ENGRISHStranger 2: UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS TOYS MADE IN SWEATSHOPSStranger 1: lolStranger 1: foxconn cityStranger 2: SRIRCH

2、A ROOSTER SAUCEStranger 1: although peking duck is pretty goodStranger 1: dericiousStranger 2: I AGREEStranger 1: i could go some duckStranger 2: JACKIE CHANStranger 1: nodStranger 1: legend of the drunken masterStranger 2: AND LIKE A MILLION LAST NAMES THAT ARE SYNONYMS FOR DICKStranger 1: wang lol

3、sStranger 1: i like you strangerStranger 1: we should fuckStranger 2: DONGStranger 2: WONGStranger 2: YESStranger 2: MINDFUCKStranger 2: I HAVE NOW RAPED YOUR BRAINStranger 1: i was thinking assfuckStranger 1: but that is fine tooStranger 2: GOT A LIGHT?Stranger 1: noStranger 1 has disconnectedQuest

4、ion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 2: Theyre killing my countrys economyStranger 1: who? greece?Stranger 2: AmericaStranger 1: i heard about that.Stranger 1: what makes you say thatStranger 2: We owe them 11 trillion dollarsStranger 2 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you

5、 know about China?Stranger 1: Mao Ze dongStranger 1: just that ._.Stranger 2 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 1: its bigStranger 2: hey, ive gotten this question alreadyStranger 2: lolStranger 1: asians reside thereStranger 2: yeah brahStranger 2: i reside th

6、ereStranger 1: rlyStranger 2: wait, im not?Stranger 1: its crwded as fuckStranger 2: i thought you said asians reside there?Stranger 1 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 1: I know its a terrible countryStranger 2: That my country owes them 11 trillion dollarsSt

7、ranger 1: Where people are oppressed by the Communist PartyStranger 1: So, to me, youre pretty fucked up, OPStranger 2 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 2: smells like shitStranger 2: racismStranger 1 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about

8、China?Stranger 2: commiesStranger 2 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 1: its chinaStranger 2: That its a great country? I guess.Stranger 1: i know its located on earthStranger 1: i know it has people living in itStranger 2: :o!Stranger 2: Really?Stranger 2: YO

9、U DONT SAYStranger 2: Im joking with you,;DStranger 1: i also know how to make my next victim sufferStranger 2: And now Im scared.Stranger 2 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 1: Its in Asia.Stranger 2: lots of people odd languageStranger 1: I know a little Can

10、tonese.Stranger 1 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 2: it has a great wallStranger 1: people with good work ethicsStranger 1: as long as it is a small room with little ventilationStranger 2: the population is hugeStranger 2: seems like boy babies are preferred

11、 than girlsStranger 1: they kill off their girlsStranger 1: preferred is an understatementStranger 2: true very trueStranger 2 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 2: Its in asiaStranger 1: ching chong ching chong chingStranger 2: Its polluted in bejingStranger 1

12、: PANDASStranger 2: America gets all their stuff from thereStranger 2: Some parts are stll traditional chinaStranger 2: Its communistStranger 1: general tsos chickenStranger 2: Its overpopulation Stranger 1: dey talka rike-a disStranger 2 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about Ch

13、ina?Stranger 1: nothing.Stranger 1 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 1: they suckStranger 2: WHALE PENISStranger 2 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 2: small penisesStranger 1: they have walrus fo dinnerStranger 2: thats

14、 a fact!Stranger 1: do you have walrus fo dinner ?Stranger 2: im sorri im a spicStranger 1: Im a walrusStranger 1: They eat my kindStranger 2: .not gonna lieeStranger 2: that turned me onStranger 2: kinky =)Stranger 2: do u do WALRUS STUFFStranger 1: fuck yeahStranger 1: i beat the shit out of dousc

15、he bagsStranger 1: like dolphinsStranger 2: .get in the car.Stranger 1: BETTER HAVE SOME TUNA WITH YOU BOY.Stranger 2 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 1: They make things.Stranger 2: how it guna take over america if doesnt get it money back?Stranger 2 has dis

16、connectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 1: everything is made thereStranger 2: they are all dirty yellow skinned commisStranger 2 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 1: EewStranger 1 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know

17、 about China?Stranger 2: chinese food rocksStranger 1: Mao Zhe DongStranger 2: well kookoo ca chue to you tooStranger 1 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 1: that its pollutedStranger 2: Its where the chings live.Stranger 1: they kill female babies because they

18、re sexistStranger 1: which means way to many frustrated chinese boysStranger 2 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 2: Too much. - IAStranger 1: Im froStranger 1: Iowa too!Stranger 1: New Hampton! You?Stranger 2: Im sorry, Im not from Iowa. Those are my initials.

19、 I. A. - IAStranger 1: Oh:(.Stranger 2: But Ive heard its a lovely place. - IAStranger 2: Havent been to the States in years. - IAStranger 1: Yeah its okay.where do u live?Stranger 2: I used to live in London. As for my current location, I cant really say. - IAStranger 2 has disconnectedQuestion to

20、discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 1: I know that everything comes from ChinaStranger 1: I also know that China is south of RussiaStranger 2: we gotta kill em!Stranger 1: and east of MongoliaStranger 2: damn japs gunna take ova the worldStranger 1: whatStranger 1: dont be stupidStranger 1

21、: I love youStranger 1 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 1: uhhm. chinese people live thereStranger 1: ;DStranger 2: It is filled with people who look like MulanStranger 1 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 2: chinese peo

22、ple live thereStranger 1: They are going to take over.Stranger 1: Down with America!Stranger 2: i love americaStranger 1: Capitalist peegs! *spit*Stranger 2: why did you just spitStranger 2: where are you from?Stranger 1: I am just kidding. In all honesty I would rather live in a country where every

23、 single person their has lost all of their honor and dignity. Stranger 1 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 2: I know they all have impared vision.Stranger 1 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 1: its redStranger 2: They ma

24、ke toysStranger 1: and they are far awayStranger 2: They cant driveStranger 1: they cant see for that matterStranger 1 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 2: PEOPLE THERE MAKE THINGS.Stranger 1: Not much -JWStranger 2: AND THEIR WEIRD,Stranger 2: .Stranger 2: .S

25、tranger 2: I WANT A SANDWHICH.Stranger 1: aww man.Stranger 1 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 1: Its in asiaStranger 2: its girls are hornierStranger 1: And have smaller boobsStranger 2: but tighter vaginasStranger 1: TrueStranger 2: they do the weird stuff t

26、houghStranger 1: But asian guys are smallStranger 2: which is why the girls are so horny, they never get more then 3 or 4 inchesStranger 1: Lol noceStranger 1: NiceStranger 2: totally need to road trip to china hahaStranger 1 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger

27、1: its shittyStranger 1: and they make every goddamn thingStranger 1: and they eat fuckin noodlesStranger 1: and dogsStranger 2: Exactly same people as Japan but they get butthurt if you say they look like themStranger 1: and god knows whatStranger 1: hahahahahhaStranger 1: yeahStranger 2 has discon

28、nectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 1: its in AsiaStranger 1: hella smart people there.Stranger 2: Communist, overpopulated, diciplined, only allowed to have 1 childStranger 1: they make everything Stranger 2: good americanised foodStranger 2: cheap laborStranger 2: 2nd b

29、iggest economyStranger 2: fucking shitheads :DStranger 1: hahaha(:Stranger 2: .well maybe not the last oneStranger 2: You get my point lolStranger 1: not gonna like. i kind dont like them!Stranger 1: yeah i do(:Stranger 2: Yeah, I do-ish. theyre okayStranger 2: I have a couple of Chinese friends, I

30、wont hate llStranger 1: well i mean yeah!Stranger 2: Yeah. so, how about dem Giants?Stranger 1: hahaha(:Stranger 2 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 1: it has a pretty big wallStranger 2: ive been there a few timesStranger 1: op didnt ask if youve been to chin

31、aStranger 1: what did you learn in chinaStranger 2: well i implied that i know some things about chinaStranger 1: so tell meStranger 2: i know a lot of people ride bicycles thereStranger 2: and smokeStranger 1: you know nothingStranger 1 has disconnectedQuestion to discuss:what do you know about Chi

32、na?Stranger 2: Theres a lot of people and they eat rice.Stranger 1: Its pretty bad so far as human rights are concerned.Stranger 1: And everything is manufactured thereStranger 2: The air is black.Stranger 1: And the soil glowsStranger 2: And there are secret X-Men thereStranger 1: And lots of Chine

33、se peopleStranger 2: China is a country full of Chinese.Stranger 1: The gender ratio is also becoming more and more imbalancedStranger 1: Leading to a huge force of horny and frustrated chinese men who will blot out the sunStranger 2: Well, thats just dumb. Youd think that the government would have

34、been able to predict that.Stranger 2: Maybe they just want more gay men.Stranger 1: Surplus of men = Reproduction slows downStranger 1: Which is sort of the desired effectStranger 1: Surplus of women = orgies and babbies everywhereStranger 1: Think about the end of WWII in the usaStranger 2: Perhaps

35、 with more women though, they could start on the road to a matriarchyStranger 1: What would that accomplish?Stranger 2: A lot.Stranger 2: Dont ask me to think of it now though, Im drunkStranger 1: Fair enough lolStranger 2: Cheers, mateStranger 1: Chinese women are sexy. Call me racist, but it is us

36、ually true.Stranger 2: Nah, they areQuestion to discuss:what do you know about China?Stranger 2: almost everything i own was made there.Stranger 1: haha almost all of america was made there, dude XDStranger 2: The nly thing i can think of that wasnt made there is my truck and my keyboard.Stranger 2:

37、 *only*Stranger 2: Mind you my keyboard is almost 20 years old.Stranger 1: my car was made there. and i just checked my keyboard. “PRODUCT OF CHINA“ is engraved on the back XDStranger 1: i mean my car was made hereStranger 2: really? what make is your car?Stranger 1: haha sorry XDStranger 1: but a Mustang GT, so yeah, completely american lolStranger 2: 93 suburbanStranger 2 has disconnected

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