1、Marriage Humor（婚姻幽默） Wife: What are you doing? 妻：你在作什麼啊？Husband : Nothing. 夫：沒作什麼。Wife : Nothing.? Youve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour. 妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。Husband : I was looking for the expiry date.夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。 -Wife : Do you want dinner?妻： 要吃晚?#92;嗎？Husband : Sure
2、! What are my choices?夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？Wife : Yes or no. 妻：要或不要。-Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why? 妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. 夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。Wife: You see how miraculous
3、 and powerful I am for you! 妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one? 夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？-Stress Reliever Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. 女孩：婚後我要分擔你所
4、有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。Boy: Its very kind of you, darling, but I dont have any worries or troubles. 男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。Girl: Well thats because we arent married yet. 女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。- Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. 子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座
5、給一位女士。Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. 母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddys lap. 子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。_ A newly married man asked his wife, Would you have married me if my father hadnt left me a fortune? 一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？Honey, the woman replied sweetly, Id have
6、 married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE! 女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。-Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and Ill be yours forever . 女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。The guy replies: Thanks for the early warning.男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。-A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body? 妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humor. 他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。
