1、GREYS ANATOMY1x01: A Hard Days NightOriginal Airdate: 3/27/2005Written by: Shonda RhimesDirected by: Peter HortonMeredith VO: The game. They say either a person has what it takes to play, or they dont. My mother was one of the greats. Me, on the other hand.Im kinda screwed.(Meredith wakes up on the
2、couch and pulls a blanket off a naked man on the floor, wrapping it around herself. She hits him with a pillow and he grunts, waking up. He lifts up her bra.)Man: This.is.?Meredith: (grabbing it, smiling) Humiliating on so many levels. You have to go.Man: (sitting up) Why dont you just come back dow
3、n here and well pick up where we left off?Meredith: No, seriously. You have to go, Im late. Which isnt what you want to be on your first day of work, soMan: So, ah, you actually live here.Meredith: No. Man: Oh.Meredith: Yes. Kind of. Man: (dressing) Oh. Its nice. Little dusty. Odd. But its nice. So
4、how do you kind of live here?Meredith: I moved two weeks ago from Boston, it was my mothers house, Im selling it.Man: Oh, Im sorry.Meredith: For what?Man: You said was.Meredith: Oh! My mothers not dead, shes - you know what, we dont have to do the thing.Man: Oh. We can do anything you want.Meredith:
5、 No, the thing, exchange the details, pretend we care.look, Im gonna go upstairs and take a shower, okay, and when I get back down here, you wont be here, so, um, goodbye.um.Man: Derek.Meredith: (they shake hands) Derek. Right. Meredith. Derek: Meredith.Meredith: Yeah. (he comes closer, she backs aw
6、ay) Mm-hmm.Derek: Nice meeting you.Meredith: Bye Derek (smiling and fleeing for the stairs).(Cut to Meredith leaving the house. Derek is presumably gone. Panning shots over the city as Meredith drives to work. Meredith enters a room filled with other interns as a doctor talks.)Doctor: Each of you co
7、mes here hopeful. Wanting in on the game. A month ago you were in med school being taught by doctors. Today, you are the doctors. The seven years you spend here as a surgical resident will be the best and worst of your life. You will be pushed to the breaking point. Look around you. Say hello to you
8、r competition. Eight of you will switch to an easier specialty. Five of you will crack under the pressure. Two of you will be asked to leave. This is your starting line. This is your arena. How well you play? Thats up to you. Meredith VO: Like I said. Im screwed.(Fadeout to logo, then cut to intern
9、locker room.)Doctor: Okay. Martin, Robinson, Bond, Parkins.Meredith: Only six women out of twenty.Female Korean intern (Cristina Yang): Yeah. I hear one of thems a model. Seriously, like thats going to help with the respect thing?Meredith: Youre Cristina, right?Cristina: Which resident you assigned
10、to? I got Bailey.Meredith: The Nazi? Yeah, me too.Male intern (George OMalley): You got the Nazi? So did I. At least well be tortured together, right? Im George OMalley, uh, we met at the mixer, you had a black dress with a slit up the side, strappy sandals.(Cristina and Meredith exchange looks)Geor
11、ge: Now you think Im gay.Cristina: (walking away) Uh-huh.George: No, Im not gay, its, ah, its just that, you know, you were, I mean, you were very, unforgettable.Doctor: OMalley, Yang, Grey, Stevens.George: (muttering) And Im totally forgettable.Cristina: (to Doctor) Bailey?Doctor: End of the hall.C
12、ristina: Thats the Nazi?(Medium shot of Dr. Bailey. Shes short, black and a bit overweight. She doesnt look very threatening.)George: I thought the Nazi would be a guy.Meredith: I thought the Nazi would be.the Nazi.Pretty female intern (Izzie Stevens): Maybe its professional jealousy. Maybe shes bri
13、lliant, and they call her Nazi because theyre jealous. Maybe shes nice. Cristina: Let me guess. Youre the model. (Izzie gives Cristina a look and turns to Dr. Bailey, smiling and extending a hand)Izzie: Hi, Im Isabel Stevens, but everyone calls me Izzie. (Bailey looks her up and down, doesnt respond
14、 or shake her hand)Bailey: I have five rules. Memorise them. Rule number one, dont bother sucking up, I already hate you, thats not gonna change. (indicates stuff on the bench) Trauma protocol, phone lists, pagers. Nurses will page you, you answer every page at a run. A run, thats rule number two. Y
15、our first shift starts now and lasts forty-eight hours. Youre interns, (Hour 1 comes up on the screen), grunts, nobodies, bottom of the surgical food chain, you run labs, write orders, work every second night till you drop and dont complain! (Cut to Bailey opening the door to a room with a couple of
16、 bunk beds). On call rooms. Attendings hog them, sleep when you can, where you can, which brings me to rule number three, if Im sleeping, dont wake me, unless your patient is actually dying. Rule number four, the dying patient better not be dead when I get there, not only would you have killed someo
17、ne, you would have also woke me for no good reason, we clear?(Meredith raises a hand.)Bailey: Yes.Meredith: You said five rules. That was only four. (Baileys pager beeps).Bailey: Rule number five. When I move, you move. (runs down the corridor, followed by the interns, yells at a few doctors blockin
18、g the hallway) Get out of my way!(Cut to shot of a helicopter over the city, cut to the interns and Bailey moving a stretcher over to it, on the roof of the hospital.)Bailey: Whatve we got?Paramedic: (as Katies put on the stretcher and taken in to the hospital) Katie Bryce, fifteen-year-old female,
19、new onset seizures, intermittent for the past week, ID lost en route, started grand mal seizing as we descended.Bailey: All right, get her on her side, Izzie, ten milligrams Diazepam, no, no, the white lead is on the right, righty whitey, smoke over fire, a large bore I.V. dont let the blood haemoly
20、se, lets go!(Izzie injects her and she stops seizing. A new doctor, Preston Burke, enters, black, tall, young.)Burke: So I heard we got a wet fish on dry land?Bailey: Absolutely Dr. Burke. Burke: Dr. Bailey, Im gonna shotgun her. Bailey: That means every test in the book, CT, CBC, chem. seven, tux s
21、creen, Cristina, youre on labs, George, patient workups, Meredith, get Katie for a CT, shes your responsibility now.Izzie: Wait, what about me?Bailey: You - honey, you get to do rectal exams.(Cut to Izzie pulling on gloves and covering her fingers with gel.Cut to Cristina peering into an operating r
22、oom, where Bailey is.)Bailey: What are you doing here?Cristina: Um, Katie Bryces labs came out clear, theres nothing in the results that explain her seizures, I just thought youd wanna know.Bailey: Okay. (goes to pull her mask back up and close the door)Cristina: Ah, I - I heard every year the atten
23、ding on call picks the best intern and, and lets them perform a procedure, during the first shift? (Bailey stares at her) Im, Im just saying its what I heard.Bailey: Go away. Now.(Cut to George using a stethoscope.)George: Yeah, sounds good.Woman: Hell be fine? Youll be fine.Patient: (smiling, lying
24、 back) If you dont count that my bacon days are over, sure.George: Youll have surgery tomorrow with Dr. Burke, I hear hes good, and after that, you can have all of the bacon-flavoured soy product you can eat.Patient: Mmm, kill me now. George: I wish I could, but Im a healer. (gets weird looks)(Cut t
25、o Meredith with Katie (on a bed) in an elevator.)Katie: Youre lost. Meredith: Im not lost. How are you feeling?Katie: How do you think Im feeling? Im missing my pageant. Meredith: Youre missing your pageant. (wheeling her out of the elevator and around a corner)Katie: The Spokane Teen Miss? I was in
26、 the top ten after the first two rounds. This is my year. I couldve won. (sitting up, being wheeled back around the same way) Hello? Youre so lost. What are you, like, new?(Cut to Izzie.doing her job.)Izzie: Okay, so Im gonna, just gonna, insert my fingers.into your rectum. (Cut to George giving his
27、 patient an injection. And again. Its hurting the patient.Cut back to Izzies face. Cut back to George)George: Nope.(Cut back to Izzie, whos really disgusted now but not saying anything.Cut back to Georges patient. Dr Burke is pulling on a glove.)Burke: (to George) Out. Out.George: Bet you missed a l
28、ot when you first started out. (Burke looks derisive.)(Cut to Katie and Meredith.)Katie: I twisted my ankle. I do rhythmic gymnastics, which is like, really cool. Nobody else does it. And I tripped over my ribbon, and I didnt get stuck with someone this clueless. And that was like, a nurse.(Cut to B
29、urke)Burke: (to George) You and I are going to have so much fun together.(Cut to Izzie closing a curtain, cut to the cafeteria. HOUR 7.)George sits down. Izzie is staring at the food with some horror. George: This shift is a marathon, not a sprint, eat.Izzie: I cant. George: You should eat something
30、.Izzie: You try eating after performing seventeen rectal exams. The Nazi hates me.George: The Nazis a resident. I have attendings hating me. Cristina: You know Meredith is inbred?George: Like its uncommon around here to be a doctors -Cristina: No, I mean royally inbred. Her mother is Ellis Grey.Izzi
31、e: Shut up, the Ellis Grey?Cristina: Uh-huh.George: Whos Ellis Grey?Izzie and Cristina laugh.Cristina: The Grey method? Whered you go to med school, Mexico?Izzie: She was one of the first big chick surgeons, she practically invented the abdominal-Cristina: Shes a living legend, she won the Harper Av
32、ery. Twice.George: So I didnt know one thing. Izzie: Talk about parental pressure.Cristina: I would kill to have Ellis Grey as a mother. I would kill to be Ellis Grey.All I need is one good case. (Meredith comes over and sits down with her tray).Meredith: Katie Bryce is a pain in the ass. If I hadnt
33、 taken the Hippocratic oath, Id Kevorkian her with my bare hands (everybody stares at her).Meredith: What?Burke: Good afternoon interns. Its posted, but I thought Id share the good news personally. As you know, the honour of performing the first surgery is reserved for the intern that shows the most
34、 promise. As Im running the OR today, I get to make that choice. (he claps George on the back) George OMalley. Youll scrub in for an adipectomy this afternoon. Congratulations.George: Me?Burke: Enjoy.Burke leaves, no one speaks.George: Did he say me?Cut to another part of the hospital.Bailey: Ive se
35、en his file. George OMalley barely made the cut to get into this program, hes not your guy.Burke: No, hes my guy all right.Bailey: Shit, every year you pick your guy, and every year your guy suffers more than any other intern on surgery.Burke: Terrorise one, and the rest fall in line. Bailey: I get
36、it, I respect it, but George? OMalleys a puppy, he cant even take the pressure. (walking away. Camera moves to a man and a woman, not doctors)Woman: Katie Bryce, 3604?Nurse: Its right there.Woman: Thank you.(Cut to inside Katies room.)Woman: Katie, honey, mom and dad are here. Meredith: They gave he
37、r a sedative for the CT scan, so shes a little groggy.Mother: Will she be all right?Father: Our doctor at home said she might need an operation, is that true?Mother: What kind of operation?Meredith: Shes, um, well, you know what, Im not, Im not the doctor, uh, Im a doctor, but Im not Katies doctor,
38、so Ill go get him for you.Meredith goes to Bailey.Bailey: What?Meredith: Katies parents have questions. Do you talk to them, or do I ask Burke?Bailey: No, Burkes off the case, Katie belongs to the new attending now, Dr. Shepherd, hes over there. (we cant see Dr. Shepherd)Meredith takes a few steps i
39、n that direction. She stops dead. We can see him now, hes talking to another doctor. Its Derek, from this morning. Merediths eyes widen and she starts to turn to go. He glances her way, does a double take. She turns and leaves. Hes still staring.(Commercial break)(Meredith is walking down the hall a
40、nd Derek grabs her arm.)Meredith: Hey - (he pulls her into a stairwell, no ones around.) Dr. Shepherd, -Derek: Dr. Shepherd? This morning it was Derek. Now its Dr. Shepherd.Meredith: Dr. Shepherd, we should pretend it never happened.Derek: What never happened, you sleeping with last night? Or you th
41、rowing me out this morning? Because both are fond memories Id like to hold onto.Meredith: No. There will be no memories. Im not the girl in the bar anymore, and youre not the guy. This cant exist. You get that, right?Derek: You took advantage of me and now you want to forget about it.Meredith: I did
42、 not take -Derek: I was drunk, vulnerable and good-looking and you took advantage.Meredith: (smiling) Okay, I was the one who was drunk, and you are not that good-looking.Derek: Well, maybe not today. Last night, last night I was very good-looking. I had my red shirt on, my good-looking shirt, you t
43、ook advantage.Meredith: I did not take -Derek: You want to take advantage again? Say Friday night?Meredith: No. Youre an attending. And Im your intern. Stop looking at me like that.Derek: Like what?Meredith: Like youve seen me naked. (Derek smirks) Dr. Shepherd. This is inappropriate. Has that ever
44、occurred to you?(Meredith leaves, Shepherd sighs.Cut to George, about to go into surgery.)George: (muttering) Open identify ligate irrigate close. Open identify ligate irrigate close. Open identify ligate irrigate close.Intern 1: Hes going to faint. Hes a fainter.Intern 2: Naaah, code brown. Right i
45、n his pants.Intern 1: Hes all about the flops, hes going to sweat himself unsterile. Intern 3: Ten bucks says he messes up the McBird.Cristina: Twenty says he cries.Intern 2: Ill put twenty on a total meltdown.Meredith: Fifty says he pulls the whole thing off.(Everybody looks at her, silent.)Meredith: Thats one of us, down there. The first one of us. Wheres your loyalty?(A pause.)Cristina: Seventy-five says he cant even ID the appendix.Izzie: Ill take that action. (others agree)Burke: Okay, OMalley, lets see what you can do.Meredith: Here it comes.George: Scalpel.Nurse: Scalpel.
