1、一切都好Okay-dokay.每次看这部电影 我都很困惑This movie baffles me every time we watch it.什么意思What do you mean?指南说得一清二楚The instructions are very clear:午夜后别喂魔怪“dont feed the gremlins after midnight.“别弄湿魔怪“dont get the gremlins wet.“这能有多难How hard is that?伙计们好啊Hi,guys.好啊 亲爱的Hi,honey.好Hey.都已经是“亲爱的 “啦Ooh,were “honey“ now
2、,are we?对 自从他们发展至肉体关系Yes. Since their relationship become carnal,佩妮就升级了对他的爱称Penny has upgraded his designated term of endearment,跟她称为“甜心 “的人区分Thus distinguishing him from those she calls “sweetie,“通常为了略微消减隐含的讽刺之意Usually in an attempt to soften a thinly-veiled insult.别这么无聊 “甜心“Youre boring people,“sw
3、eetie“.但有时她就是赤裸裸的讽刺Although,sometimes,she omits the veil entirely.你们在干什么So,what are you guys doing?庆祝哥伦布发现美洲纪念日Celebrating Columbus day.我们在看七宝奇谋 小魔怪 少年福尔摩斯Were watching goonies,gremlins and young sherlock holmes.都是克里斯哥伦布的作品Theyre all written by Chris Columbus.好啊Okay.那你们感恩节看什么What do you watch on tha
4、nksgiving?游行The parade.这倒是提醒了我Oh,you know,that reminds me-我通常回内布拉斯加过感恩节I usually go back to Nebraska for thanksgiving,但今年取消了But this year theyre calling it off,因为我哥哥被人告了On account of my brothers trial.为什么Whats he on trial for?只是个误会Oh,just a big misunderstanding.你应该会喜欢我哥哥You know,youd actually like m
5、y brother.他也算是个化学家Hes kind of a chemist.既然我今年在这里过感恩节Anyway,I was thinking Id have thanksgiving here,你们都要来And you are all invited.我会去的Oh. Ill be there.你是用蔓越橘果冻Will you be serving cranberry jelly还是蔓越橘酱招待客人Or cranberry sauce?估计两个都有I guess I could serve both.估计 貌似你对这方面不在行You guess? You dont seem to have
6、 much of a handle on this.佩妮 我很想参加 但每年Yeah,I really wish I could,Penny,but every year,我妈都请所有亲戚过来My mother has all the relatives over and cooks up做传说中的鸡胸鱼Her famous tur-briska-fil.鸡脯鱼?Tur-briska-fil?火鸡包胸脯肉杂 胸脯肉里包鱼丸Turkey stuffed with a brisket stuffed with gefilte fish.没听起来那么好吃Its not as good as it s
7、ounds.拉杰 你呢Raj,what about you?他通常都去我家过节 对吧Oh,he usually comes to my house. Right,pal?好啦 今年不逼你All right,this year,you dont have to吃鸡脯鱼啦Eat the tur-briska-fil.我根本不嚼I dont even chew it.直接当药丸吞I swallow it like pills.拉杰怎么了So,whats going on with Raj?好消息是Well,the good news is,我对我妈的鸡脯鱼没意见He has no problem w
8、ith my mothers tur-brka-fil.真不敢相信 继续说Hard to believe,but go on.坏消息是 他要被驱逐出境了The bad news is,he says hegetting deported.他要被驱逐出境What do you mean,是什么意思Hes getting deported?意思是美国政府I believe it means that the U.S. Government要驱赶他离开本国Is going to expel him from the country.他要么回印度老家He could then either retur
9、n to his native india,要么移居接受他的国家Emigrate to another country thats willing to accept him,或者去公海当个无国籍海盗Or wander the high seas as a stateless pirate.要是我 我就选海盗Personally,Id choose pirate.佩妮 你能不能先出去Penny,would you mind stepping outside我们才能和他谈谈So we can speak to him?好吧Fine.但他也该改改不敢跟女生说话的毛病了But the man rea
10、lly needs to work on his girl issues.这也是考虑做海盗的理由Another reason to consider life of piracy.即使是今天 海盗仍是男性职业Even today,I unrstand thats an all-male profession.好了 她走了Okay,shes go.对不起 我失态了Sorry. I lost my cool.怎么回事So,whats going on?事情是这样的Okay,heres the deal:六个月前 我的实验Six months ago,my research testing测试海王星
11、物体的成分The predicted composition of trans-neptunian objects宣告失败Ran into a dead end.所以?So?我的签证只有在大学任聘才有用So,my visas only good as long as i employ to the university.如果他们发现我的实验一无所获And when they find out that Ive got squat,他们就会裁掉我Theyre going to cut me off.而且 我说的一无所获是一丁点都没有By the way,when I say squat,I me
12、an diddly-squat.我倒是希望有那么一丁点收获I wish I had squat.等等 那你过去 6 个月都在做什么So,wait,what have you been doing for the past six months?收收邮件啦You know,checking e-mail,更新 FACEBOOK 页面啦Updating my facebook status,搞搞维基词条啦Messing up wikipedia entries.你们知道吗Hey,do you know netflixNETFLIX 现在允许客户端下载电影了Lets you stream movie
13、s on your computer now?这么说你一直都拿大学的薪水And youve continued to take the universitys money蒙混过日子Under false pretenses?你这个天体物理学家也太没职业道德了Highly unethical for an astrophysicist.不过倒是很适合海盗Although practically mandatory for a pirate.我不想回印度I dont want to go back to india.印度又热又吵 人又多Its hot and loud,and theres so
14、many people.你们不知道 到处都是人You have no idea- theyre everywhere.伙计们 动动脑子Okay,guys,think.怎么才能让拉杰留下来How do we keep Raj in the country?另找一份工作不就行了Why doesnt he just get another job?你问我有什么用What are you asking me for?我哪知道你能不能说话I dont know if you can talk now or not.牛肉Oh,beef.我会很想念你的Im going to miss you so much
15、.知道吗 孟买的麦当劳Do you know,at the mumbai Mcdonalds,没有巨无霸You cant get a big mac?只有鸡肉大君麦香堡All you can get is a chicken maharaja mac.而特制酱料And the special sauce-咖喱 相信我 在印度Curry- which,in india,believe you me,咖喱一点也不特别Is really not that special.别担心 能找到工作的Dont worry,youll find another job.我先练习一下Yeah,let me sta
16、rt practicing for it.“要薯条和大君麦香堡吗“do you want fries with maharaja mac?“好啊 莱纳德Hi,Leonard.好啊 拉杰Hello,Raj.你好 谢尔顿Hello， Sheldon.不好意思 虽然我还不善长解读面部表情Forgive me,as you know,Im no adept at reading facial cues,但我想试一试But Im going to take a stab here:你不是在伤心就是在反胃中Youre either sad or nauseated.-我是伤心 -我正准备说伤心的- Im
17、sad. - I was going to say sad.不知道怎么的我犹豫了I dont know why I hedged.你在吃什么What are you eating?曲管通心粉配牛肉酱和番茄酱Elbow macaroni with ground hamburger and tomato sauce.噢 牛肉通心粉Oh,beefaroni.我最怀念的就会是你了I think Ill miss you most of all.我一直对这事儿有些疑惑Ive always been a little confused about this.为什么印度教不准吃牛肉Why dont hind
18、us eat beef?我们相信牛就是神We believe cows are gods.学术上说并不准确Not technically.在印度教中 牛被认为长的像神In hinduism,cattle are thought to be like god.不需要你教我自家的文化 谢尔顿Do not tell me about my own culture,Sheldon!就我现在的心情 老子会揪你出去的In the mood Im in,Ill take you out-我向牛发誓I swear to cow!对不起Im sorry.我也是Me,too.我只是 我有点激动了Im just.
19、Im a little on edge.可以理解Understandle.你的整个人生仿佛崩溃了Your entire life seems to be crumbling around you,你的未来充其量也只能说惨淡无光And your future appears bleak at best.谢谢Thank you.而且你在印度教和牛的问题上是错的And youre wrong about hinduism and cows.拉杰 你猜怎么着Hey,Raj,guess what.拉夫林教授正招募人员加入Professor Laughlin is looking for someone
20、to join恒星进化科研小组The stellar evolution research team.真的吗 那太棒了You-youre kidding! Thats fantastic!那你还在等什么 打电话预约面试啊What are you waiting for? Call him and set up an interview.现在就打Im on it.这叫高兴 对吗Thats happy,right?-没错 -搞定- Yeah. - Nailed it.库萨帕里博士 请进Dr. Koothrappali,come on in.我很惊讶你居然想加入I was surprised to
21、hear you were interested我们这个小团队In joining our little team.放弃那些海王星外星体了 是吗Giving up on those trans-neptunian objects,are we?不 不 那是个很有前景的领域No,no,its a very promising area.如果条件理想 我愿意花数年在这课题上In a perfect world,Id spend several more years on it.但我却不能放弃这个机会But I just couldnt pass up the opportunity与您共同研究这个
22、令人无比兴奋To work with you on your tremendously exciting且还未最终定论的假设上And not yet conclusively disproved hypothesis.说的太精彩了Splendid.请坐Uh,please sit down.要来一杯雪利酒吗Can I offer you a Sherry?现在还为时过早 不是吗Its a little early,isnt it?我们不在比邻星上很暗的恒星 意指还早Not on Proxima Centauri.说的太好了Thats very good.非常有趣 但如果你不介意的话Jolly a
23、musing,but if you dont mind,把我那杯留到泰坦星日落之时土卫六 日落晚Ill hold off until suet on Titan.说的好Well done.我预感你将会I have a feeling youre going很好的融入这个团队的 库萨帕里博士To fit in just fine,Dr. Koothrappali.谢谢称赞 先生Thank you,sir.不好意思Im sorry.我来晚了吗Am I late?不 不 时间正好No,no,no. Right on time.库萨帕里博士 请允许我向你介绍Dr. Koothrappali,may I
24、 present来自麻省理工的麦思彤博士Dr. Millstone from MIT.她将领导我们的数据分析小组Shell be heading up our data analysis team.很高兴认识你 库萨帕里博士Its nice to meet you,Dr. Koothrappali.我读了您关于柯伊伯带物体大小分布的文章I read your paper on Kuiper Belt object size distribution.我非常喜欢I really enjoy it.您是如何修正选择偏差的呢How did you correct for the selection
25、bias?我进行了模拟测试Well,I ran a simulation that allowed me令我可以修正观测效率To correct for the observational efficiency.这实在是太牛了Thats just fascinating.谢谢Thank you.你想在我的热水浴池里了解更多细节吗Would you like to hear more about it in my hot tub?那 我们什么时候开始呢So,when do I start?你没得到工作是什么意思What do you mean you didnt get the job?你怎么可
26、能得不到How could you not get it?你知道的 他是英国人 我是印度人c Im indian.自甘地之后 他们就对我们不大友好了Ever since Gandhi,they havent liked us very much.等等 你是说他对你有种族歧视Wait,are you saying that he discriminated against you?因为我们应该提出控告Because we should file a complaint.可以是可以Thats okay.已经有人来控告了A complaints been filed.好了 玩完了So,thats i
27、t.那是我最后的希望That was my last hope.我要被驱除出境了Im going to be deported,狼狈地回到家里Sent home in disgrace,被我表亲桑杰冷嘲热讽Exposed to the sardonic barb of my cousin Sanjay.或许你们知道他的马甲Or,as you may know him,是 AT&T 的客服人员戴夫Dave from at&t customer service.我会很想你的Im really going to miss you.你会来印度探望我吗Will you come visit me ind
28、ia?天 那个 貌似要 17 小时的飞机吧Gee,thats,like,a 17-hour flight.要不我们在中点相见How about I meet you halfway?中点是在离日本海岸线 600 英里的地方Halfway is 600 miles off the coast of japan.干脆这样 我们视频吧Tell you what,well Skype.先生们Gentlemen.-嗨 -拉杰- Hey. - Raj,你得到了拉夫林教授的工作吗Did you get a job with Professor Laughlin?-没有 -我猜也是- No. - I assu
29、med as much.但别害怕But never fear.就像是无数的动作片里面Like the subordinate male protagonist那些次要男主角In countless action movies在影片放到一半时消失那样Who disappears half way through the second reel,我现在回来拯救世界I have returned to save the day.奇怪了Odd.他通常都是在欢呼声中回归的Usually,hes met by cheers.不论如何 我正想着探索Anyway,I was thinking about exploring超弦理论在The string theory implications暗物质湮灭时所放出的伽玛射线中的含义Of gamma rays from dark matter annihilations,
