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1、点点英语:专业致力于四六级、考研、口译口语 网址:http:/Friends剧本(第二季)201 The One With Ross New GirlfriendScene: Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel.PHOEBE: Ok, so this is pretty much whats happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you k

2、now, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like forget about her but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, Oh my god. So she went to the airp

3、ort to meet him when he came back, but what she didnt know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, thats pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, howve you been?OPENING CREDITSScene, The Airport, continued from last season, Rachel is waiting

4、for Ross to come of the plane, when she sees hes coming off with another woman.RACHEL: Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.) ROSS: Rache!RACHEL: Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how

5、 was China, you? (Hits him with the flowers.)ROSS: It was, it was great. Oh, what happened?RACHEL: What?ROSS: Youre bleeding. RACHEL: I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr. Back from the Orient. I wanna hear everything! (Looks at Julie)ROSS: Well, where do I start? T

6、his is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.RACHEL: These are, these arent for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she cant speak English.) Welcome to our country.JULIE: (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. Im from New York.RACHEL: Ok, well, not a problem. Well just use them

7、to stop the bleeding. Ok. Baggage claim? Ok.Scene: Monica and Rachels, the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.CHANDLER: No way!MONICA: Im telling you, she went to the airport, and shes gonna go for it with Ross! PHOEBE: Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge.

8、This is like, all right, whats bigger than huge?JOEY: Um, this?PHOEBE: Yes.MONICA: Guys, you got your hair cut.CHANDLER: Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay.PHOEBE: Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you dont look good, we dont look good. I love that voice.RACHEL: (entering, out of breath) Air

9、port, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.CHANDLER: Ok, I think shes trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.RACHEL: (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter) You, you slowpokes!ROSS: Thats all right, Rache, we got the bags. Hi, hello. J

10、ulie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up? JOEY: What up?!ROSS: Everyone, this is Julie.RACHEL: (out of breath) Julie.ALL: Ohh. (Happily) Hi!JULIE: Hi, but Im not here, you havent met me. Ill make a much better first impression tomorrow when I dont have 20 hours of cab

11、and plane on me.ROSS: And bus.JULIE: Oh my god.ROSS: The screaming guy?JULIE: And the spitting?ROSS: You gotta hear this story.JULIE: Were on this bus, thats easily 200 years old.ROSS: At least.JULIE: .and this guy-RACHEL: And the chicken poops in her lap. Oh, Im so sorry. I just gave away the endin

12、g, didnt I? Oh! Its just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.MONICA: This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?JULIE: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.ROSS: But we havent seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess whos in charge of t

13、he dig. RACHEL: Julie! Julie, isnt that great? I mean, isnt that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?MONICA: Its an expression.ROSS: Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then were gonna go see the baby.JULIE: And then weve gotta get some sleep.ROSS: Yeah, its really 6:00

14、 tomorrow night our time.CHANDLER: Well, listen, dont tell us whats gonna happen though, cause I like to be surprised.(Ross and Julie exit)RACHEL: Bye. (She closes the door and everyone tries to sympathize with her.)Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler enter.ROSS: Hey, Rache, can I get some coffee

15、?RACHEL: Yeah, sure.ROSS: Thank you.CHANDLER: Hey, Rache, can I get-RACHEL: Did you talk to him?CHANDLER: Not yet.RACHEL: Then, no.(He goes to sit down next to Ross.)CHANDLER: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.ROSS: I kn

16、ow, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying its never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?CHANDLER: God?ROSS: It was you, pal.CHANDLER: Well, maybe it was God, doing me.ROSS: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, thats all. But

17、 then I met Julie, and I dont know, were havin a great time. And I have to say, I never wouldve gone for it with her if it hadnt been for you.CHANDLER: Well, you owe me one, big guy.RACHEL: Heres your lemonade.ROSS: I didnt order lemonade.RACHEL: Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because t

18、heyre gonna charge you for that.ROSS: But-RACHEL: Go go go go, come on! (to Chandler) So then, well, what did you find out?CHANDLER: He said, he said that theyre having a great time. Im sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by himself without any outsid

19、e help whatsoever.RACHEL: How is that the silver lining?CHANDLER: You have to really wanna see it.Scene: Monica and Rachels, Ross and the gang is watching TV.ROSS: Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym.cut to Phoebe and Monica in the kitchen.MONICA: Phoebes, you know what Im thi

20、nking?PHOEBE: Oh, ok. How, its been so long since youve had sex, youre wondering if theyve changed it?MONICA: No, although now thats what Im thinking.PHOEBE: All right, so what were you thinking?MONICA: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe youd like to d

21、o mine?PHOEBE: Ohh! No.MONICA: Why not?PHOEBE: Because, Im just, Im incredibly anal and an unbelievable control freak.MONICA: No youre not.PHOEBE: I know Im not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings.(The phone rings.)JOEY: (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second.

22、Ross, its Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)ROSS: (on phone) Hello? Hi.CHANDLER: (entering) Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?JOEY: Needs some clothes altered?CHANDLER: No, no, Im just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.JOEY: Why dont you go see Frankie? My familys been goin to him forever

23、. He did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, scuse me, 15. (still confused) All right, when was 1990?CHANDLER: You have to stop the Q-tip when theres resistance!ROSS: (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, Ill see you later. Ok, bye. What? Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one

24、, two, three. (motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didnt hang up either. RACHEL: She didnt hang up either!ROSS: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y-RACHEL: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.ROSS: Rachel! Ill just call her back. RACHEL: Okay!ROSS: (cal

25、ls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected.RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now hes Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I cant have.MONICA: Sweetie, I wanted you to have him t

26、oo.RACHEL: I know you did. Im just gonna deal with it, Im just gonna deal with it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here.CHANDLER: Ok, I dont care what you guys say, somethings bothering her.Scene: Monica and Rachels, the next morning.JOEY: You know, I think I wa

27、s sixteen.MONICA: Please, just a little bit off the back.PHOEBE: Im still on no.RACHEL: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?JOEY: No no no no no, (grabs his pants) Im not fallin for that again.PHOEBE: Whats goin on?RACHEL: Wel

28、l, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.CHANDLER: What stupid thing did you do?PAOLO: Bon giorno tutti!PHOEBE: Ewww!COMMERCIAL BREAKScene: Monica and Rachels continued from earlier.RACHEL: Ok, Paulo, why dont you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye.MONICA: Rachel, how did

29、this happen?RACHEL: I dont know, I just kinda ran into him last night.PHOEBE: Where?RACHEL: At his apartment. Is this juice?JOEY: Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe?RACHEL: Oh God, I know Im a pathetic loser.MONICA: Honey, youre not pathetic, youre sad.CHANDLER: Pe

30、ople do stupid things when theyre upset.MONICA: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadnt-but this is about your horrible mistake.ROSS: Hi. Sorry were late but we were-well, there was touching.PAOLO: Hey, hey Ross.ROSS: Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here?PAOLO: I do Raquel.ROSS: (to Ra

31、chel) So, uh, hes back.RACHEL: Yeah, hes back. Is that a problem?ROSS: No, not a problem.RACHEL: Good! Im glad its not a problem.PHOEBE: Ok, youre gonna have to not touch my ass.CHANDLER: Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, Ive got pants that need to be altered.JOEY: Hey, Chandl

32、er, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. Hell know what it means.CHANDLER: Are you sure hes gonna be able to crack that code?MONICA: You know its funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.PHOEBE: All right. Ok, but, but you have to promise that y

33、ou will not be all like control-y and bossy and Monica about it.MONICA: I promise.PHOEBE: All right. Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you arent. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.Scene: Monicas bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut.PHOEBE: All right, thats it, I

34、quit.MONICA: What? I didnt say anything.PHOEBE: Yeah, but this isnt the face of a person who trusts a person. Ok, this is the face of a person who, you know, doesnt trust a person.MONICA: Im sorry. Im sorry, Phoebe. Its just a little shorter than what we had discussed.PHOEBE: Would you relax? I know

35、 what I am doing. This is how he wears it.MONICA: How who wears it?PHOEBE: Demi Moore.MONICA: Demi Moore is not a he.PHOEBE: Well, he was a he in Arthur, and in Ten.MONICA: Thats Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.PHOEBE: Oh, oh, oh my god! MONICA: Oh my god!PHOEBE: Im sorry, Im sorry.

36、 Which ones Demi Moore?MONICA: Shes the actress who was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost. PHOEBE: Oh, shes got gorgeous hair.MONICA: I KNOW!Scene: Franks tailor shop, Chandler is getting his pants altered.FRANKIE: How long do you want the cuffs?CHANDLER: At least as long as I have the pants.F

37、RANKIE: I just got that. Ok, now well do your inseam.(He slowly measures it up his leg, and Chandler makes a rather surprised face.)Scene: Monica and Rachels, Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom.RACHEL: How is she?PHOEBE: Its too soon

38、 to tell. Shes resting, which is a good sign.ROSS: Hows the hair?PHOEBE: Im not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesnt look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.JOEY: Can we see her?PHOEBE: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, you come on in. (The

39、y go into the bedroom leaving Joey and Rachel alone.)JOEY: Howre you doing?RACHEL: Im ok.JOEY: Ooh, that bad, huh? Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. Its one of my gifts.RACHEL: When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock bottom. But today, its lik

40、e theres rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap, then me.JOEY: You gotta tell Ross how you feel.RACHEL: Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?JOEY: What about her? Theyve only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been in love with you for like 10 years.RACHEL: I dont know, I dont know.JOEY

41、: Look, Rache, Rache, Ive been with my share of women. In fact, Ive been with like a lot of peoples share of women. The point is, Ive never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.CHANDLER: (entering, angry) Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor is a very bad man!JOEY: Frankie?

42、Whatre you talking about?ROSS: (entering from teh bedroom) Hey, whats goin on?CHANDLER: Joeys tailor.took advantage of me.ROSS: What?JOEY: No way. Ive been going to the guy for 12 years.CHANDLER: He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite-ROSS:

43、what?CHANDLER: Cupping.JOEY: Thats how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isnt that how they measure pants?ROSS: Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter with you?

44、JOEY: What? Thats not? Oh my god.Scene: Monica and Rachels, later that day. Monica is now out and about.MONICA: Even Mary Tyler Moore wouldve been better.ROSS: I like it. I do, I think its a Ten.MONICA: Thank you. My hair is very amused.CHANDLER: Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get

45、 caught between the moon and New York City. I know its crazy, but its true.PHOEBE: Thank you.ROSS: Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rache.RACHEL: (sticking her head in from the balcony) Wait, are you leaving?ROSS: Yeah, thats kinda what I meant by bye!RACHEL: Well, can I talk to you for a sec? ROSS: Okay

46、. (goes out onto the balcony)JOEY: Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test.CHANDLER: Thats ok.Out on the balconyROSS: Whats goin on?RACHEL: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldnt. Um,

47、 second of all, what? (Ross laughs)ROSS: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?RACHEL: No. No-no-no-no.ROSS: Well, then, I think, I think the guy is scum. I hate him. I physically hate him. I always have. You are way too good to be with a guy like that. You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who

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