1、Friends剧本（第十季）1001 The One After Joey and Rachel KissBarbados, Monica and Chandlers Room. They both enter from Rosss room. Monica still has her big, frizzy hair.Monica: Oh, the way you crushed Mike at ping pong was such a turn-on.You wanna.? (plays with her finger on Chandlers chest)Chandler: You kn
2、ow, Id love to, but Im a little tired.Monica: Ill put a pillowcase over my head.Chandler: Youre on!(they start to get ready, but then Phoebe enters through the door from Rosss room)Phoebe: Hey!Monica: Whats up?Phoebe: Well, okay, Mikes taking a shower, which by the way theres no law against. And the
3、n were gonna grab some food, so if you want.(theres a door slamming in Rosss room, and some indistinct murmuring)Ross: . finally.Phoebe: Is that Ross?Monica: Yeah, you can hear everything through these stupid walls.Phoebe: Sounds like hes with someone.Chandler: He could be alone. This morning I hear
4、d him do push-ups, and then talk to his triceps.Monica: Wait a minute, I think Phoebes right. You know I hear someone else in there with him.(they all put their ear against the wall to be able to hear whats being said. We move to Rosss room where he and Charlie are kissing.)Charlie: Ooh. Dr. Geller!
5、Ross: God, youre amazing. I didnt even have to ask you to call me that.Monica: Oh my God, thats Charlie!Chandler: Shes cheating on Joey with Ross!Phoebe: Oh that tart. floozy. giant.Monica: Im not sure about this.Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. This is none of our business.Monica: No Im not sure that its
6、 the best way to hear everything. Someone get me a glass!Phoebe: Oh, Im not gonna do this, okay? Im not gonna eavesdrop on my friend.Rachel: (through wall) Ooh. I love Barbados! (Phoebe starts to listen at the other wall, where Rachels room is. There, Joey and Rachel are kissing.)Joey: Ooh. I cant b
7、elieve Im kissing you. Im kissing Rachel!Rachel: I know, Im her!(they start to kiss again, and Phoebe turns to Chandler and Monica)Phoebe: (whispering) Rachel and Joey! Its Rachel and Joey!Monica: What?Phoebe: Get over here!(Chandler and Monica take a sprint to the other wall)Rachel: ooh.Chandler: W
8、ow!Monica: (in her Monica-excited-way. TOO LOUD!) Oh my God, I love how thin these walls are!(In the rooms next door, Joey, Rachel, Ross and Charlie stop kissing and try to understand what the yelling was about. After a while they continue kissing. Were back in Chandler and Monicas room. Monica has
9、some of her own hair stuffed in her mouth by Chandler.)Monica: (muffled) Thank you.OPENING CREDITS(Rachel and Joeys)Rachel: Hey, you know, before you said that nothing could happen between us? What changed?Joey: Well, I only said that because of Ross, you know. Then I saw him kissing Charlie.Rachel:
10、 What? Ross and Charlie? (Joey nods) Wow! Shes really making her way through the group, huh? Ah, who am I to talk?(Chandler and Monicas)Monica: I cant believe this. Rachel and Joey?Chandler: How about the dinosaur twins in the other room? No-one is manning that wall!Monica: Im on it!Chandler: Anythi
11、ng?Monica: I think I hear curtains closing. Phoebe: Weve got shoes being kicked off over here.Monica: Bedsprings, unmistakable!Chandler: You do realise thats your brother?Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wa
12、ll. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute. Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! Were the only people leaving with the same person we came with.Chandler: Thats not true. I came with Monica and Im leaving with Weird Al.Monica: Okay, Ive had it with the hair jokes. Tomorrow mo
13、rning, before we leave, Im going to the salon.Chandler: Okay Buckwheat!Phoebe: You gotta hear this, its great. Its like free porn! (Chandler eagerly rushes over)(Ross and Charlies)Ross: Weh.*sigh*Charlie: uhm. Is everything okay?Ross: Yeah, Its just. I dont think I can do this.Charlie: Ooh. Is it be
14、cause of what might be on the bedspread, because I saw that news report too, with the infra red and the . I could just.Ross: No, NO! (theyre moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I ne
15、ed to know hes okay with it.Charlie: I uhm. I completely understand.Ross: Alright, Im gonna go find them. (twitches a bit, looks down) I just need a. need a before I can. you know. (gestures standing up. they sit and wait for a while) Grandma. grandma. grandma. (he tries to concentrate.) Okay, I see
16、 you later.Charlie: Okay.(Chandler and Monicas, all three of them are listening at the wall to Ross and Charlies)Phoebe: Thats the door. Hes gone.Chandler: And shes. turning on the TV. and watching. Miss Congeniality!Monica: Honey, if you know it through a wall, you know it too well!(They are still
17、listening at the wall, when Ross enters their room)Ross: Hey, what are you guys doing?Phoebe: Oh, were just. were sad to go so were just saying goodbye to the hotel. (hugs the wall) I love you. Paradise Hotel, Golf resort and Spa. (she walks away from the wall)Monica: (also hugs the wall) Yeah, we h
18、ad a great time, thank you! (walks to Phoebe)Chandler: (caresses the wall with his finger) Bye!Ross: Okay, uhm. Hey, you guys seen Joey anywhere?Chandler: Hes probably in his room with his current girlfriend Charlie. Thats the situation as we know it. (walks to Phoebe and Monica)Ross: Well, if you s
19、ee him could you please tell him Im looking for him?Chandler: You got it!Ross: Thanks! (walks out of the room and starts hugging the wall) Thank you! (closes the door)Monica: Other wall, people! Other wall!(they rush to the wall to Rachel and Joeys, and we move to that room)Ross: (knocks on door) Ra
20、ch, you there? (Joey and Rachel both get up from the bed)Joey: Oh my God, its Ross. What are we gonna do?Rachel: Oh, ju-ju-just stay calm. Just be calm. For all he knows were just hanging out together. Right? Just be nonchalant. (Joey like stands at attention with his chest forward and his hands on
21、his sides, looking up at the ceiling with his lips pouted.) Thats not nonchalant!Joey: No idea what it means.Rachel: Oh. okay, just hide!Ross: (knocks) Rach?Rachel: Coming! Try under the bed, try under the bed!(When Rachel starts to look under the bed if Joey would fit under there, Chandler opens th
22、e door inbetween the rooms, grabs Joey by his shirt and drags him to his room, and closes the door again)Rachel: Theres no room under the bed. (looks around because she cant find Joey anymore)Ross: Is everything okay?Rachel: Yeah. (still looking to see where Joey went, and opens the door)Ross: Hey.R
23、achel: Hi.Ross: You know where Joey is?Rachel: .I really dont. (looks around again)Ross: Can I talk to you for a minute?Rachel: Yeah, sure. (looks outside into the corridor if Joey is there)(Monica and Chandlers room. Phoebe, Monica and Chandler have their ears pressed against the wall, and Joey loo
24、ks at them)Joey: I dont believe this. Have you guys been.Phoebe: Shhh. This is the listening side of the wall.(Now Joey also wants to listen, and wants to press his ears against the door, which has a big mirror on it, he hesitates seeing himself in the mirror, but still puts his ear against it. We m
25、ove again to Rachels room.)Ross: And then she told me that she and Joey had broken up, and that part of the reason was that she had feelings for me.Rachel: (clearly not listening and still trying to find out where Joey went) Uh-huh. right. yeah.Ross: And you know I wanted to ask Charlie out since th
26、e day I met her.Rachel: (still searching) Oh, I know. I know its been really hard for you.Ross: Anyway, one thing lead to another, and. oh. before you know it, we were kissing. I mean, how angry do you think Joey is gonna be?Rachel: (now looking up at the ceiling) That is hard to say, Ross. That is
27、hard to say.Ross: You know, I gotta go find him. Hes gotta be here someplace.Rachel: You would think!(Ross leaves the room)Rachel: Joey!Joey: Is he gone?Rachel: (still cant find him) How are you doing this?(Joey now enters the room through the door, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe are following him.)Joe
28、y: Pssst.Rachel: How. wha. Hey! What are you. What is this? Have you guys been listening this entire time?Monica, Chandler and Phoebe: YE-AH!Phoebe: Now, what is this?Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now were talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is
29、sixth grade!Phoebe: Oh no. Have you thought about it how complicated this could get? What about Ross?Joey: Well, hes with Charlie now.Monica: Yeah, but he wants to talk to you before anything really happens with her. And as his friend, I mean, dont you think he deserves the same from you?Joey: (long
30、 pause and he twitches a bit) Youre a pain in my ass, Geller!Rachel: All right, look you guys. Look, we appreciate all the advice, but this is between Joey and me and I think we can handle it.Chandler: Okay, well well go back in there, but will you do one thing for us? The people that care about you
31、?Rachel: Sure.Chandler: Enunciate!Rachel: Get out!(They leave and Rachel locks the door.)Rachel: Are they right?Joey: Probably, yeah. I mean, maybe we should. hold off until we talk to Ross.Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, we can wait, we dont have to do anything tonight.Joey: Yeah, I think thatd be best. So, so
32、 Im gonna. Im gonna take off.Rachel: (Joey walks to the door) Although. Joey: (turns around very fast) I like although!Rachel: I mean, you know. Ross and I havent dated in like. six years.Joey: Six years? Wow. Its almost as long as highschool.Rachel: Plus, you know, he is with Charlie now.Joey: Abso
33、lutely! Hes not thinking about you.Rachel: No.Joey: Im thinking about you.Rachel: Yeah.Joey: Lets forget about Ross.Rachel: Forgotten.(They want to kiss, but just before their lips touch, Rachel pulls back quickly, gasping)Joey: Whats wrong?Rachel: Nothing.Joeys voice, but she sees Ross: Seriously.
34、What is it?Rachel: Nothing. Its really. Its nothing. Come here, come here.(again, just before their lips touch, she pulls back, gasping)Joeys voice/Ross: Whats wrong?Rachel: Sorry, I just uhm. I cant seem to get Ross out of my head.Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, close
35、s his eyes and kisses. Ross in Rachels dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Rosss/Rachels head away)Rachel/Ross: Ooh, your lips are so soft. Do that again. (and she/he moves in for another kiss. Joey, pushes her head away again.)Joey: Yeah. we really need to talk to Ross.Both: Ye
36、ahCOMMERCIAL BREAKChandler and Monicas room. Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters.Ross: Hey!Chandler: Hey!Ross: You guys ready to go?Chandler: Not quite. Monicas still at the salon, and Im just finishing packing.Ross: Dude! Youre not taking your Bible?Chandler: Youre not suppo
37、sed to take that. Besides, its a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?Ross: Learn about Jesus.(Charlie now also enters the room, Chandler walks to the bathroom)Ross: Hey!Charlie: So, did you talk to Joey?Ross: Uh, no. no. I couldnt find him. Im just gonna talk to him on the plane.Charlie: Ye
38、ah, sounds like a good idea. Dr. Geller!Ross: Stop it!Charlie: PHDRoss: Youre filthy!(Phoebe enters)Phoebe: Hey, have you guys seen Monica?Ross: Uh, actually I think she went to the salon.Phoebe: Oh yeah, oh, she went to the salon alright.(Monica enters, with her hair braided and little shells at th
39、e end)Monica: Check it out!Phoebe: Whos day just got better? CHANDLER!(Chandler enters from the bathroom)Chandler: Hey!. aaaaaahhhh!Monica: What do you think?Chandler: I think. I think I can see your scalp.Monica: Dont you just love it?Ross: Ye. Yeah. Yeah. You got shellfish in your head.Charlie: It
40、s so. something. You go girlfriend!Ross: Youve never said that in your life, have you?Charlie: Not once.Ross: I thought so.Monica: And listen to this. (shakes her body so the shells tingle)Chandler: What dya know. Its a treat for the eyes and the ears.Boarding the plane.Joey: Whoo, whoo. Wow, its uh
41、m. kinda weird that Im sitting next to Charlie after we broke up.Chandler: Yeah, its almost if Air Barbados doesnt care about your social life.Joey: Look, does someone mind switching to sit with Charlie?Ross: Oh, I uh, I mean, I. dude, I spent the whole conference with Charlie.Joey: I understand.Ros
42、s: No, Ill do it. (he quickly grabs Joeys boarding pass and gives Joey his one.)Chandler: Wish I could switch with someone. I really dont wanna sit with Allen Iverson over there.(Switch to Phoebe and Mike, who are kissing)Phoebe: Uhm. You know, once were in the air and the captain turns off the seat
43、belt sign. you feel free to roam about my cabin.Mike: You should be careful when checking your overhead bins, cause items may shift during.Phoebe: Aaah. youre not good at this.Mike: You dont have to go home tonight, do you?Phoebe: No, I think I can come over. Its Saturday, right?Mike: Oh.Phoebe: Wha
44、t?Mike: Uhm. I cant do anything tonight.Phoebe: Why not?Mike: I have a date.Phoebe: You have a. You have a date? With who?Mike: Oh, its. my girlfriend.Phoebe: (lets go of his hand) You have. have a girlfriend?Mike: Yeah. Well, when. you and I broke up I started seeing someone.Phoebe: For how long?Mi
45、ke: Three months.Phoebe: Three months? Okay. This is probably none of my business, but uhm, how long do you think youre gonna keep seeing her?Mike: Ill tell her that its over tonight at dinner. I promise.Phoebe: Oh, okay. good. You do that. And then when you get home, maybe therell be a special deli
46、very package waiting for you.Mike: Maybe Ill sign for it. Tear it open. Pull out the packing material.Phoebe: You know what, were gonna have sex. Lets just leave it there.(cut to Charlie and Ross)Ross: Right, Im gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. Hes always in a good mood after t
47、he flight attendant says duty free.Charlie: Okay. Good luck.(Ross gets up and gestures to Rachel, we cut to Joey and Rachel)Rachel: Ross is coming over. I think now would be a really good time to talk to him.Joey: I guess so. Im just. really nervous.Rachel: Okay, well keep in mind that by the time youre don
