圣诞节手抄报 篇一：圣诞节手抄报资料 圣诞节手抄报资料 笑话： 1、The thief and the judge It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. What are you charged with he asked. Doing my christmas shopping early, replied the defendant. Thats no offense, replied the judge, How early were you doing this shoppingBefore the store opened, countered the prisoner. 2、 On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in
