1、1 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.破产姐妹 第一季 第十八集感谢天天美剧提供字幕, Max. Can you watch my tables Max 你能帮我照看下那桌吗 while I run to the restroom? 我去趟洗手间 I already am. Ive been watching that model girl 我看着那桌的女模特有一会儿了 pretend she is eating for 30 minutes. 30 分钟了 她一直假装在吃东西呢 Oh. She is nice. 噢 她人很好 She always ti
2、ps on what she would have eaten. 东西一点不吃 小费一分不少 Guess what, everyone? I have a secret. 大家伙儿注意了 我有个秘密 You are a woman trapped in a mans body? 你其实是女人 只是误入男身吗? 2 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.No. 不是 You are a man trapped in a womans body 你其实是男人 误入了女身 You are a little boy trapped in a little girls
3、 body. 其实你是个小男娃 却长了个小女娃的身体 I am a man in a mans body. 我是一个入了男身的真男人好吧 We are not talking about your night life. 我们可不是在聊你的夜生活 Ive discovered something when going over the employee applications. 在浏览员工就职申请表时 我发现了一件事 Okay. Perhaps I never worked at the Waldorf Astoria 好吧 虽然我永远不可能在 Waldorf Astoria 酒店工作 bu
4、t I did work with this guy, Waldorf, in Astoria. 但我确实在 Astoria 和一个叫 Waldorf 的共事过 Its not you. Tomorrow is Carolines birthday. 和你没关系 我发现明天是 Caroline 的生日 3 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.Why wouldnt I know that? She tells me everything about her life. 为什么我不知道? 她明明啥都告诉我 Waldorf Astoria 酒店 著名豪华酒店I
5、 know so much about her cycle, 我对她了如指掌 Im feeling pressure to impregnate her. 要我生出她这样的女儿 真是巧妇难为啊 I can do that for you. 我可以帮你哦 Its weird. Why wouldnt she want to celebrate her birthday? 真是怪事 她怎么会不愿意让人帮她庆生呢 She celebrates everything. 什么事她都要庆祝一下 Heads up, everybody. 注意啦 大家看过来 I just refilled the paper
6、 towels. 我刚刚把一次性毛巾装满了哦 Who is a teamplayer? What, what! 4 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.最具团队精神的不二人选哟 哇哦 本字幕仅供学习交流 严禁用于商业用途=破产姐妹 第一季 第十八集 天天美剧字幕组时间轴: 阿飘 猫小七 月球背面=fn 微软雅黑fs22听译:阿飘 大 Z 安小姐 校对: T 蓝 Raphael 囧小雪 安东尼尼 安小姐 月球背面 水果虫虫 猴子Max You know what we have to do. 你该知道咱们要做什么了吧 Oh, man. I knew this
7、 day would come. 哎 我早知道会有这么一天 All right. Whats the least amount I can do to keep my job? 说吧 我要怎样费点皮毛之力才能保住这份工作 Just tell me when its over. 等你干完了通知我一声. .and when it starts. 5 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.啥时候开始干也通知我一下 Its time to talk about Carolines birthday. 是时候谈谈怎么给 Caroline 庆生了 You have to
8、 throw her a party. 你该给她办个生日聚会 Id rather you just have your tiny way with me. 刚刚用小男人的语气和我说不就得了 I dont like birthdays. I dont even know 我不喜欢过生日 我甚至都不知道自己 when mine is. 是哪天生的 My mom narrowed it down to a two-week-window in June. 我妈妈估摸着 把范围缩小到 6 月的某两周中 But you are Carolines BFF. 你可是 Caroline 最好的朋友啊 And
9、 it is BFFs job is to throw friend a party. 最好朋友就该为对方办生日 Han, I dont have enough money to throw a party. 6 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.Han 我哪有钱来举办生日聚会啊 I dont even have money to throw a baseball. 我连扔棒球的钱都没有 You have money. You be her BFF. 你有钱啊 你可以当她最好的朋友嘛 I already have a BFF. JaMarcus. 我已经
10、有个铁哥们了 他叫 JaMarcus And my last birthday, he threw me a sick surprise party. 我上次生日 他为我筹划了场盛大的惊喜生日派对呢 You must think BFF stands for “Barely Freaking Friends“. 你肯定以为最好朋友指的就是 “最多只能算损友“ 同名的 JaMarcus Russell 是一个身高 2 米多的四分卫Because there is no way you are done with someone named JaMarcus. 你哪有可能认识叫 JaMarcus
11、的朋友 Oh, really? Then why did we exchange ATM pin numbers. 哦 是吗? 那我们还铁到交换 ATM 取款的密码呢 暗指 Han 不太可能交到 JaMarcus 这样的猛男I just crop that, and well be good to go. 7 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.把这个剪辑好 网站差不多就可以运营了 Max. Edwin is ready to show us the design for our new website. Max Edwin 正要展示我们新网站的设计呢 C
12、ome see it. 去看看吧 Dude, you and the webmaster have been talking business everyday for a week. 姐们 你和那个网络高手已经谈了整整一周业务了 Is something going on there? 有什么进展吗? Shouldnt the web be mastered by now? 咋样 网站现在怎么也该建得很高端了吧? Its strictly business. 纯属业务往来 Alright. But its costing us $200. Might as well get somethin
13、g out of it.好吧 但我们可是付了 200 美元诶 总该尝点儿甜头吧 Maybe let him browse your yahoo? 8 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.要不 让他“浏览 “你性感小野猫的一面 Looks like he might have a big ol hard drive with a lot of ram. 他似乎有个“大“容量“ 硬“盘驱动哦 运转迅“ 猛“ Yeah, he is cute. 他是挺帅 But I dont want a relationship right now. 但我现在不想和任何人谈恋
14、爱 And I dont do one-night stands. 也不想沾一夜情 All right, so dont stand. Lay down. 好吧 那别“站 “着了 快躺下呗 Thats not me, the next morning, doing the walk of shame. 在次日早上窘迫地走人可不是我的风格 I always see those girls with their messed-up sex hair, 我常看见那些一夜纵情后顶着一头乱发的女生 carrying their heels, clutching their coats to hide l
15、ast nights outfit.提着高跟鞋 拉紧外套好遮住昨夜激情时的工具 9 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.Going in the Kinkos to use Google Maps, 走进 Kinkos 通过谷歌地图 so you can figure out where you are. 才能弄明白自己在哪 You really put the “ho“ in “Kinko“. “Kinko“这点说得真是“神来之笔 “ Kinkos: 一家以印务为主的全球连锁公司 后被联邦快递收购Oh, sorry, Sophie, we are clo
16、sed. 不好意思 Sophie 我们打烊了 Oh no, Ill be quick, I just want a cupcake to go. 别嘛 我很快的 只拿个小蛋糕就走 Im on my way to 24-hour fitness. 我准备全天健康饮食呢 And I put it in the cupcake holder on a treadmill. 我把它放在我跑步机上的小蛋糕支架上 Oh, Max, my town car is parked out front 对了 Max 我的车停在门口 and I was wondering if you wanted me to w
17、ait for you and Caroline 10 一直想为每部美剧做一份笔记, 一直想鼓励每个美剧迷读一点剧本,做一点笔记.想问下你 要不要等等你和 Caroline to give you a ride back to our building. 我来载你们一起回家 Oh no, its okay. We still have to clean up and take the garbage out. 没关系 别等了 我们还要打扫店面 把垃圾清出去 Oh. 好 Ooh, looks like the garbage is taking itself out. 哦哦 看来垃圾自己跳出来了 The game continues. 游戏继续 Here is my number. 这是我的号码 I invite you to call me when you realize what a catch I am. 我邀请你给我打电话 可在意识到我是个性感尤物后打. .or anytime you are drunk and willing. .当然也可喝醉后愿意献身时 Max, Im going to need the doggy bag as well,
