1、DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES - 03.14 - I REMEMBER THAT(subtitles by FRM; formatted by Amanda)Mary Alice: “It had been two months since Mike Delfino had awakened from his coma, and the memories he had lost were finally starting to return. He could now recall the first time he saw Wisteria Lane.and the first
2、time he met his new neighbors. and the first time he heard Susan Mayer laugh. But the memory he most wanted to reclaim still eluded him. Thats why he had gone to see a hypnotherapist, so that he could finally remember everything.“Mike is lying on a couch in a hypnotherapists office. His eyes are clo
3、sed.FLASHBACK - MONIQUES HOUSEMonique opens the door to her house, wearing lingerie underneath an untied robe. Mike is standing on her porch, holding his plumbers tools.Monique: “I thought youd never get here.“Mike: “Im sorry. The traffic was terrible.“Monique lets him in, then notices that her robe
4、 is open. She closes it.Monique: “Sorry about that. I called my landlord when the pipe started leaking, and he recommended you. I was so flustered, I couldnt find a piece of paper. I wrote your number on my hand. After you finish the sink, maybe you could help me wash it off.“Mike: “Look.Im flattere
5、d, but Im seeing somebody.“Monique: “Me, too. But hes married, and Im drunk.“Later, Mike finishes looking at the sink.Mike: “Well, your s-trap is cracked. I dont have one with me. Ill have to go to a hardware store.“Monique: “Now? Its late.“Mike: “Yeah, well, that waters just gonna keep seeping, cau
6、se a lot more damage. Ill, uh, be back in an hour.“Monique: “Ill be waiting.“Later, Mike returns to Moniques house. The front door is open a little bit. Mike enters.Mike: “Ms. Polier? Ive, uh. got that part for the sink. Hello?“He walks into the kitchen and sees two gloved hands start to pull themse
7、lves up from the floor from the other side of the counter in the middle of the kitchen.PRESENT DAYIn the hypnotherapists office, Mikes eyes open.Therapist: “What happened, Mike?“Mike: “I almost had it. I was so close.“Therapist: “Close to what?“Mike: “When I went back to Moniques place, somebody els
8、e was there.“Therapist: “Who?“Mike: “I dont know. I couldnt see it.“Mary Alice: “Yes, there were still many things Mike Delfino couldnt remember.“Therapist: “Then why are you smiling?“Mary Alice: “But hed finally remembered the most important thing of all.“Mike: “Cause now I know I didnt kill her.“O
9、PENING CREDITSBREES HOUSEBree sits up in bed, watching Orson sleep next to her.Mary Alice: “It was six oclock in the morning, and Bree Hodge was faced with a dilemma familiar to countless housewives. Should she wake her husband to discuss recent events that were weighing heavily on her mind? Or shou
10、ld she left him continue to get the rest he needed? Bree made the obvious choice.“She takes a glass of water and tosses the water onto his face. Orson wakes up.Bree: “Im sorry, but youve been out cold for ten hours, and we need to talk.“Later, Orson is more awake.Orson: “I remember drinking the scot
11、ch and then Alma suddenly sitting up. But after that, nothing.“Bree: “Oh, dear. Im not sure how to tell you this, but.after Alma knocked you out, she assaulted you.“Orson: “Where?“Bree: “Sexually. She had sex with you.“Orson: “But thats impossible.“Bree: “Your drink was laced with pills for.erectile
12、 dysfunction.“Orson: “But I was dead to the world.“Bree: “No, dear, you were dead to the waist.“Orson: “I had sex with Alma, and I wasnt even conscious? How reminiscent of our marriage.“Bree: “Okay, this is no joke. She raped you, and your mother helped. Look, after we get dressed, were going to the
13、 police.“Orson: “I cant do that.“Bree: “Orson, I know youre embarrassed, but what they did to you was a crime.“Orson: “No, I cant go to the police. Not now, not ever.“Bree: “Orson, your ex-wife is a homicidal rapist, and your mother is straight out of “I, Claudius.“ Why do you refuse to deal with th
14、em?“Orson: “I think its time I told you about the night Monique Polier died.“SUSANS HOUSEJulie is in Susans room as Susan tries to pick out clothing.Susan: “What do you think of this one?“Julie: “Pretty sexy. Is sexy what youre going for at the funeral of your boyfriends wife?“Susan: “Youre right. I
15、ll keep looking.“Julie: “Why are you even going? Wont it be weird?“Susan: “No, itll be fine. Ian wants me there.“Julie: “Yeah, but itll be all of Janes friends and family, and youll be the other woman who swooped in like some.“Susan: “Okay, yes, itll be weird. But its not about me. This is about Jan
16、e and Ian. What if I wore this one?“Julie: “Then itll be about Jane, Ian, and your boobs.“Susan: “I have got to get more depressing clothes. Okay, I just need to keep a low profile through the memorial, cause once I get through this, Ian can officially introduce me as his girlfriend, and well finall
17、y be a normal, non-adulterous couple. What does this one say to you?“Julie: “Modest, reserved and definitely not dating the dead ladys husband.“Susan: “Sold.“DEPARTMENT STOREGabrielle and Zach are wandering around a department store, looking at various items.Zach: “Im not gonna get you towels for yo
18、ur birthday. Lets go to the jewelry department.“Gabrielle: “No, Zach, I only accept jewelry from men I plan on sleeping with.“Zach: “Well, okay, so where does that leave me?“Gabrielle: “You can buy me that toilet seat cover.“Zach: “Fine. All right, were just friends. Can I at least take you out for
19、a birthday dinner?“Gabrielle: “There will be no celebration. Im turning thirty-one. Im a single woman in her thirties. I now have to subscribe to “Cat Fancy.“ Its the law.“Zach: “Age is just a number. It doesnt mean anything.“Gabrielle: “It means something to me. Being alone at this age, its hard, a
20、nd its only gonna get harder. Im so depressed.“Zach: “Let me buy you a car.“Gabrielle: “No, thanks. But I do need a, uh, liquid soap dispenser. Go.“Zach wanders off. Gabrielle is near a display bed, so she lies down on it. A man comes over and begins looking at the bed, but he doesnt notice Gabriell
21、e at first.Gabrielle: “Hello.“Man: “Oh, sorry. Didnt mean to disturb you. I was just trying to see whether or not this was a regular king or a California king.“Gabrielle: “Well, I think its a regular. California kings are much longer. Is your.wife particularly tall?“Man: “Oh, Im, uh, Im not married.
22、“Gabrielle: “Oh. Well, why dont you try it out?“Man: “Thats okay. I can wait till you get off.“Gabrielle: “Oh, thatll happen a lot faster if you just hop on board.“Man: “Im sorry?“Gabrielle: “It was a.shameless sex joke. I was flirting with you.“Man: “Oh! Right! Sorry, I can be a little dense. Can w
23、e start over?“Gabrielle: “No. Moments gone. You killed it.“Man: “Uh, look, you know, Im in a bit of a hurry, but maybe we can try this again sometime.“Gabrielle: “It could happen.“Zach returns.Zach: “Hey, sorry I took so long.“Man: “Mr. Young?“Gabrielle: “Oh. You know my friend Zach?“Zach: “No, I do
24、nt think so.“Luke: “Im Luke.Purdue? Im on your legal team. Im taking point on talverson deal.“Zach: “Yeah, right. Hey.“Luke: “Again, it was nice meeting you.“ (to Zach) “Sir.“Luke leaves.Zach: “That was really weird. I dont even know the guy, and he works for me.“Gabrielle: “Works for me, too.“BREES
25、 HOUSEBree and Orson are still in their bedroom.Orson: “Bree.“Bree: “Please dont touch me. All this time, youve said you wanted the truth. Thats before I knew what it was.“Orson: “You see, thats why Ive tried to protect you from this.“Bree: “Yeah, but you werent just trying to protect me, were you?“
26、Orson: “What do you want me to do?“Bree: “Exonerate Mike. How could you stand by and let an innocent man be dragged off to prison?“Orson: “You think I havent felt terrible?“Bree: “And this, after hed been in a coma because some lunatic ran him over.“Orson: “He has had a rough year. I wanna help Mike
27、. How do I do that without implicating myself? I could go to jail.“Bree: “I dont care if you go to jail. You have done a horrible thing, and you have to make it right. I mean it, Orson. If you dont fix this, I will.“Orson: “Well, I guess Im in no position to argue.“Bree: “No, youre not.“Meanwhile, A
28、ndrew had overheard their conversation from the hallway. Orson opens the bedroom door and Andrew rushes to the end of the hall as though he had just been coming around the corner.Orson: “Morning, Andrew.“Andrew: “Hey, Orson. I was just gonna ask if you guys wanted some coffee.“Orson: “Yeah. Thanks.
29、I could use some. Its gonna be a long day.“WISTERIA LANETom buys one of the twins an ice cream from the ice cream truck. Lynette walks over to them and takes away the ice cream.Twin: “Mom!“Lynette: “Dinner is in an hour. You know the rules.“ (to Tom) “And so do you.“Tom: “I know, I know, but he gave
30、 me the face.“Lynette: “You fell for the face. What are you, a rookie?“Tom: “Okay, youre right. Sorry, buddy. Moms the boss.“The twin turns to Lynette and makes a sad-looking face.Lynette: “I feel nothing.“Lynette and the twin go inside. Tom starts to follow them, but Edie comes up to him.Tom: “Hi,
31、Edie.“Edie: “Hey, Tom. Hows the restaurant going? You ready for the big opening?“Tom: “Oh, were getting there. Let me give you a coupon. Free extra topping on any medium or large.“Edie: “How nice. But you know what would be even nicer? Hire my nephew to work for you.“Tom: “You know, the coupons good
32、 all week.“Edie: “Look, I dont know what lies youve heard about Austin, but you cant be listening to vicious gossip.“Tom: “I heard he got arrested for beating some guy up.“Edie: “Okay, that ones pretty accurate.“Tom: “Edie, Im all staffed up.“Edie: “Come on! Help me out. Seriously, ever since Julie
33、dumped him, hes been depressed and mopey. Hes driving me crazy. Please, any crappy job you got.“Tom: “Well, I guess I could use an extra guy in back. Have him there tomorrow, eight oclock in the morning.“Edie: “Thank you. Thank you so, so much.“She starts to walk away.Tom: “Uh, Edie, you forgot your
34、 coupon.“Edie: “Tom, please. Youve checked out my butt enough times to know that I dont eat pizza.“GABRIELLES HOUSEGabrielle opens her front door to find Zach standing on the porch. He comes inside. She continues putting on earrings.Gabrielle: “Zach!“Zach: “I know. You said you wanted to be alone fo
35、r your birthday, but, uh, thats just dumb, so Im gonna take you out.“Gabrielle: “Oh, thats so sweet, but I, uh.“Zach: “Dont worry. Its just gonna be one friend keeping another friend company. Its not gonna be a date.“Gabrielle: “Oh, well, um, Lukes gonna be here in twenty minutes, and that kind of w
36、ill be a date.“Zach: “Luke? Thats, uh.my lawyer guy?“Gabrielle: “Yeah. That isnt a problem, is it? Cause this is what friends do. They talk about each others dates.“Zach: “No, Im cool. Have a great time. Uh, Im gonna get out of your hair. So you think this guys really into you?“Gabrielle: “Well, he
37、seemed to like me in the mattress department, so heres hoping I like him the mattress department. What? Friends say these things.“ALMAS HOUSEOrson goes over to Almas house. Both Alma and Gloria are there.Alma: “Orson.“Orson: “Oh, well, Im in luck. The whole covens here. I just stopped by to say than
38、k you.“Alma: “Mm.youre welcome. I bought a pregnancy test, but its too soon to take it.“Orson: “I wasnt talking about the sex. Though hats off, mother, for colluding in my rape. I think its great that we can still surprise each other. No, I was talking more about what you did for me and Bree.“Alma:
39、“What did I do?“Orson: “Your little stunt made her so angry, she demanded we go the police. She forced my hand, so I told her everything.“Gloria: “Everything? That is rather unwise.“Orson: “I faced my worst fear, the moment I felt sure would end my marriage, and guess what? It didnt.“Alma: “She forg
40、ave you?“Orson: “Not entirely. Not yet. But shell come around. The good news is, the months of dread, the fear of discovery.thats all over. So thank you.and good-bye.“Alma: “Wait! I could be carrying your child!“Orson: “I dont care if youve got the Hodge septuplets in there. Im sticking with Bree.“H
41、e leaves.Gloria: “Why must he make everything so difficult?“TOMS RESTAURANTAndrew finishes mopping the floor as Lynette walks by.Andrew: “Oh, uh, floors done.“Lynette: “I told you I wanted this floor to sparkle like your Moms. Now does this floor look Bree Hodge clean to you?“Andrew: “Uh.no. It look
42、s Andrew Van De Kamp clean. But your disappointment in me is very Bree Hodge.“Lynette: “Okay, just for that, you get to help me take out the trash. I know you think Im being a hard-ass, But Im just looking for a basic level of professionalism that.“They go out back and find Austin smoking a joint wi
43、th another guy. The guy leaves when Lynette and Andrew show up.Lynette: “Austin? What the hells going on here?“Austin: “Just, uh, just talking to the delivery guy. Hey, whered he go?“Lynette: “Are you high?“Austin: “Only.totally.“Lynette: “Austin!“Andrew: “Dude, not smart.“Austin: “But I have good r
44、eason, and when you hear it, youre not gonna make that face anymore. Julie Mayer dumped me, and Im very.very upset. Your face is not changing.“Lynette: “Get your stuff. Get the hell out of my restaurant. Youre fired. Go on.“Andrew: “Floors looking pretty clean right now, isnt it?“ALMAS HOUSEAlma and
45、 Gloria are talking.Alma: “You said hed come back to me. You said deep down, he still loves me. Well, you heard him today. He hates me!“Gloria: “You ravished him against his will. Hes bound to be touchy in the short run. Ill handle Orson. You just worry about the baby.“Alma: “He said he doesnt care.
46、“Gloria: “He says that now, but he will not abandon his own flesh and blood.“Alma: “Youre his flesh and blood. He put you in a home.“Gloria: “You know, I usually dont say this to expectant mothers, but for God sake, have a scotch.“Alma: “I should just call the police.“Gloria: “What?“Alma: “I know wh
47、at he did. If hes never gonna love me, why should I protect him? Id rather see him in jail than playing house with tammy tightass.“Gloria: “Knock it off, Alma. I will make Orson come around.“Alma: “I dont believe you anymore. Shes got her claws in him, and shes not letting go.“Gloria: “Dont be so su
48、re. I was looking over at their house last night, and I saw something very.curious.“Alma: “What?“Gloria: “You cant see it down here. We need to be up higher.“They go up to the attic. Alma enters first.Alma: “How can you see anything from here? Theres not even a window.“Gloria closes the door and loc
49、ks Alma in the attic.Alma: “Gloria? Gloria?!“Gloria: “Just calm down, sweetheart.“Alma: “Gloria, let me out!“Gloria: “Stress isnt good for the baby.“Alma: “What are you doing?! Gloria?!“Gloria walks away.FUNERAL PARLORSusan walks in and goes up to Ian, who is greeting people as they enter.Susan: “So how are you holding up?“Ian: “Better, now that youre here.“He leans in to kiss her.
