本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑英语课前三分钟笑话【超短英语小笑话】 超短英语（小笑话）一： I have always tried to be open and honest with my children whenever they came to me with questions, but six-year-old Peter caught me off guard one evening when he bounced in at dinner time and asked, Mom, when you get married, does that make you pregnant? No, I answered, Getting married is not what makes you pregnant. Well, he persisted, how do you get pregnant then? Not wishing to get into such a serious discourse just before dinner,
