1、Afternoon of an American BoyE. B. WhiteWhen I was in my teens, I lived in Mount Vernon, in the same block with J. Parnell Thomas, who grew up to become chairman of the House Committee on Un-American Activities. I lived on the corner of Summit and East Sidney, at No. 101 Summit Avenue, and Parnell li
2、ved four or five doors north of us on the same side of the avenue, in the house the Diefendorfs used to live in. Parnell was not a playmate of mine, as he was a few years older, but I used to greet him as he walked by our house on his way to and from the depot. He was a good-looking young man, rathe
3、r quiet and shy. Seeing him, I would call “Hello, Parnell!” and he would smile and say “Hello, Elwyn!” and walk on. Once I remember dashing out of our yard on roller skates and executing a rink turn in front of Parnell, to show off, and he said, “Well! Quite an artist, arent you?” I remember the wor
4、ds. I was delighted at praise from an older man and sped away along the flagstone sidewalk, dodging the cracks I knew so well.The thing that made Parnell a special man in my eyes in those days was not his handsome appearance and friendly manner but his sister. Her name was Eileen. She was my age and
5、 she was a quiet, nice-looking girl. She never came over to my yard to play, and I never went over there, and, considering that we lived so near each other, we were remarkably uncommunicative; nevertheless, she was the girl I singled out, at one point, to be of special interest to me. Being of speci
6、al interest to me involved practically nothing on a girls partit simply meant that she was under constant surveillance. On my own part, it meant that I suffered an astonishing disintegration when I walked by her house, from embarrassment, fright, and the knowledge that I was in enchanted territory.I
7、n the matter of girls, I was different from most boys of my age. I admired girls a lot, but they terrified me. I did not feel that I possessed the peculiar gifts or accomplishments that girls liked in their male companionsthe ability to dance, to play football, to cut up a bit in public, to smoke, a
8、nd to make small talk. I couldnt do any of these things successfully and seldom tried. Instead, I stuck with the accomplishments I was sure of: I rode my bicycle sitting backward on the handle bars, I made up poems, I played selections from Aida on the piano. In winter, I tended goal in the hockey g
9、ames on the frozen pond in the dell. None of these tricks counted much with girls. In the four years I was in the Mount Vernon High School, I never went to a school dance and I never took a girl to a drugstore for a soda or to the Westchester Playhouse or to Proctors. I wanted to do these things but
10、 did not have the nerve. What I finally did manage to do, however, and what is the subject of this memoir, was far brassier, far gaudier. As an exhibit of teen-age courage and ineptitude, it never fails to amaze me in retrospect. I am not even sure it wasnt un-American.My bashfulness and backwardnes
11、s annoyed my older sister very much, and at about the period of which I am writing she began making strong efforts to stir me up. She was convinced that I was in a rut, socially, and she found me a drag in her own social life, which was brisk. She kept trying to throw me with girls, but I always bou
12、nced. And whenever she saw a chance she would start the phonograph and grab me, and we would go charging around the parlor in the toils of the one-step, she gripping me as in a death struggle, and I hurling her finally away from me through greater strength. I was a skinny kid but my muscles were har
13、d, and it would have taken an unusually powerful woman to have held me long in the attitude of the dance.One day, through a set of circumstances I have forgotten, my sister managed to work me into an afternoon engagement she had with some others in New York. To me, at that time, New York was a wonde
14、rland largely unexplored. I had been to the Hippodrome a couple of times with my father, and to the Hudson-Fulton Celebration, and to a few matinees; but New York, except as a setting for extravaganzas, was unknown. My sister had heard tales of tea-dancing at the Plaza Hotel. She and a girl friend o
15、f hers and another fellow and myself went there to give it a try. The expedition struck me as a slick piece of arrangement on her part. I was the junior member of the group and had been roped in, I imagine, to give symmetry to the occasion. Or perhaps Mother had forbidden my sister to go at all unle
16、ss another member of the family was along. Whether I was there for symmetry or for decency I cant really remember, but I was there. The spectacle was a revelation to me. However repulsive the idea of dancing was, I was filled with amazement at the setup. Here were tables where a fellow could sit so
17、close to the dance floor that he was practically on it. And you could order cinnamon toast and from the safety of your chair observe girls and men in close embrace, swinging along, the music playing while you ate the toast, and the dancers so near to you that they almost brushed the things off your
18、table as they jogged by. I was impressed. Dancing or no dancing, this was certainly high life, and I knew I was witnessing a scene miles and miles ahead of anything that took place in Mount Vernon. I had never seen anything like it, and a ferment must have begun working in me that afternoon.Incredib
19、le as it seems to me now, I formed the idea of asking Parnells sister Eileen to accompany me to a tea dance at the Plaza. The plan shaped up in my mind as an expedition of unparalleled worldliness, calculated to stun even the most blas girl. The fact that I didnt know how to dance must have been a p
20、owerful deterrent, but no powerful enough to stop me. As I look back on the affair, its hard to credit my own memory, and I sometimes wonder if, in fact, the whole business isnt some dream that has gradually gained the status of actuality. A boy with any sense, wishing to become better acquainted wi
21、th a girl who was “of special interest,” would have cut out for himself a more modest assignment to start witha soda date or a movie datesomething within reasonable limits. Not me. I apparently became obsessed with the notion of taking Eileen to the Plaza and not to any darned old drugstore. I had l
22、earned the location of the Plaza, and just knowing how to get to it gave me a feeling of confidence. I had learned about cinnamon toast, so I felt able to cope with the waiter when he came along. And I banked heavily on the general splendor of the surroundings and the extreme sophistication of the f
23、unction to carry the day, I guess.I was three days getting up nerve to make the phone call. Meantime, I worked out everything in the greatest detail. I heeled myself with a safe amount of money. I looked up trains. I overhauled my clothes and assembled an outfit I believed would meet the test. Then,
24、 one night at six oclock, when Mother and Father went downstairs to dinner, I lingered upstairs and entered the big closet off my bedroom where the wall phone was. There I stood for several minutes, trembling, my hand on the receiver, which hung upside down on the hook. (In our family, the receiver
25、always hung upside down, with the big end up.)I had rehearsed my first line and my second line. I planned to say, “Hello, can I please speak to Eileen?” Then, when she came to the phone, I planned to say, “Hello, Eileen, this is Elwyn White.” From there on, I figured I could ad-lib it.At last, I pic
26、ked up the receiver and gave the number. As I had suspected, Eileens mother answered. “Can I please speak to Eileen?” I asked, in a low, troubled voice.“Just a minute,” said her mother. Then, on second thought, she asked, “Who is it, please?”“Its Elwyn,” I said.She left the phone, and after quite a
27、while Eileens voice said, “Hello, Elwyn.” This threw my second line out of whack, but I stuck to it doggedly.“Hello, Eileen, this is Elwyn White,” I said.In no time at all I said the proposition before her. She seemed dazed and asked me to wait a minute. I assume she went into a huddle with her moth
28、er. Finally, she said yes, she would like to go tea-dancing with me at the Plaza, and I said fine, I would call for her at quarter past three on Thursday afternoon, or whatever afternoon it wasIve forgotten.I do not know now, and of course did not know then, just how great was the mental and physica
29、l torture Eileen went through that day, but the incident stacks up as a sort of unintentional un-American activity, for which I was solely responsible. It all went off as scheduled: the stately walk to the depot; the solemn train ride, during which we sat staring shyly in to the seat in front of us;
30、 the difficult walk from Grand Central across Forty-second to Fifth, with pedestrians clipping us and cutting in between us; the bus ride to Fifty-ninth Street; then the Plaza itself, and the cinnamon toast, and the music, and the excitement. The thundering quality of the occasion must have delivere
31、d a mental shock to me, deadening my recollection, for I have only the dimmest memory of leading Eileen onto the dance floor to execute two or three unspeakable rounds, in which I vainly tried to adapt my violent sister-and-brother wrestling act into something graceful and appropriate. It must have
32、been awful. And at six oclock, emerging, I gave no thought to any further entertainment, such as dinner in town. I simply herded Eileen back all the long, dreary way to Mount Vernon and deposited her, a few minutes after seven, on an empty stomach, at her home. Even if I had attempted to dine her, I
33、 dont believe it would have been possible; the emotional strain of the afternoon had caused me to perspire uninterruptedly, and any restaurant would have been justified in rejecting me solely on the ground that I was too moist.Over the intervening years, Ive often felt guilty about my afternoon at t
34、he Plaza, and many years ago, during Parnells investigation of writers, my feeling sometimes took the form of a guilt sequence in which I imagined myself on the stand, in the committee room, being questioned. It went something like this:PARNELL: Have you ever written for the screen, Mr. White?ME: No
35、, sir.PARNELL: Have you ever been, or are you now, a member of the Screen Writers Guild?ME: No, sir.PARNELL: Have you ever been, or are you now, a member of the Communist Party?ME: No, sir.Then, in this imaginary guilt sequence of mine, Parnell digs deep and comes up with the big question, calculate
36、d to throw me.PARNELL: Do you recall an afternoon, along about the middle of the second decade of this century, when you took my sister to the Plaza Hotel for tea under the grossly misleading and false pretext that you knew how to dance?And as my reply comes weakly, “Yes, sir,” I hear the murmur run
37、 through the committee room and see reporters bending over their notebooks, scribbling hard. In my dream, I am again seated with Eileen at the edge of the dance floor, frightened, stunned, and happyin my ears the intoxicating drumbeat of the dance, in my throat the dry, bittersweet taste of cinnamon
38、.I dont know about the guilt, really. I guess a good many girls might say that an excursion such as the one I conducted Eileen on belongs in the un-American category. But there must be millions of aging males, now slipping into their anecdotage, who recall their Willie Baxter period with affection, and who remember some similar journey into ineptitude, in that precious, brief moment in life before loves pages, through constant reference, had become dog-eared, and before its narrative, through sheer competence, had lost the first, wild sense of derring-do.
