1、Wanders every five miles孔雀东南飞英语话剧-10 级生物制药班角色：焦仲卿 Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝 Lunch(L for short) 焦母 Johnnys mother(JM for short)刘母 Lunchs mother(LM for short) 太守之子 Mayors son(MS for short)强盗 Burglars(ABandC) Act1J:Every body says that Im henpecked,but in fact,Im as strong as a tiger,(小声 )while my wife is
2、 Wu Song. (指着上台处的门大声道 )Im not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆,J 接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,Im afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife lik
3、e this is just like living in the hell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中 J) My God!Who can help me?(下) (JM 作窃听状 ) JM(拄拐棍上):I can! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):Im here!Whats up mum? JM:Ive told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L :OK
4、.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,whats up? JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy L:But JM:Never interrupt me! L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cookin
5、g and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and JM:But all those you have done a renotas valuable as a grandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,dont you?(开始解围裙)Goandas k your son.Im leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在 JM 的脸上,下) Act2(LM 坐在台上打毛线,L 拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,Im back! LM:You are back
6、?Why?What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest motherin-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself L:But,mum LM:Neve
7、r interrupt me! L:Mum,Im no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And Ill marry whom ever you want me to. LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayors son in themarket.He said:“If your daughter Havent been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free aga
8、in,Ill go and tell him.(下) L(惊愕 ):What?The mayors son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下) Act3(J 睡眼惺忪上) J(边走边道 ):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks? (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty! (突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have t
9、o wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,Im so hungry!But theres no breakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself. JM(上):Wheres my breakfast?Wheres Lunch?Hasnt she got up yet? J:Mum,cant you
10、 remember?Lunch has gone! JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice girl,go and take her back! J(立正敬礼 ):Yes madam! Act4(J 开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Hey you!Stop and listent to us! The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
11、 C:If you want to go by this street-(欲踩石头，但踩到了 A 的脚) AB&C:Give us all your money! J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出 1 角硬币):Is1 mao enough? (三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量) A:What bad luck!This guy is broken! B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight! C:I heard that the mayors son is going to marry Miss
12、Liu Lan zhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding! A&B:Good idea! J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?Its impossible! AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple! J:But Lunch is my wife!We havent got divorced yet! (突然有了主意)Ive got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don
13、t you?Ill go with you.You take the money and I take the bride. B:Have you got any experience? J:No.But Ive got this!(J 脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书1，000 ， 000) Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期MS 意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J 盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J 和三强盗跃至台中) ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! A:The road is built by me! B:And I planted one tree. C
14、:If you want to go by this street- J:Give us all your money! (L 听到 J 的声音，掀起了盖头) L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到 J 的身边并躲到了的身后) (MS 大怒，挥拳向 J 打来J 矮身一躲，MS 打中了 J身后的 L， L 晕倒) J(火冒三丈 ):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向 MS 冲去） (J 与 MS 混战，JM 上，以拐杖击晕 MS) (J 将 MS 胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起 L，关切地问):Honey,how are you? L(哭状 ):I hurt a lot! J:Dont cry baby.Ill go and fetch the medicine. (下) L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下) (音乐起 Can You Celebrate)End
