1、You remember how sad you were when your favorite childhood toy accidentally went under the lawnmower? Even though were all grown up now, cherished items from the past seem to carry a very special significance for us. Thats why we find it so unthinkable that someone would take a priceless relic, thou
2、sands of years old, and use it as a napkin or something. Of course, something being unthinkable hasnt ever stopped humanity from doing it. Imagine you went to a buddys house and saw the he had an old rusty car in the front yard, up on blocks. But then you notice that under one wheel, instead of cind
3、er blocks, hes using the Lost Ark of the Covenant. Also imagine it was Indies car for dramatic irony Well, a part of Stonehenge is missing, and what it got used for is no less ridiculous. Debate has raged for centuries over what exactly Stonehenge was, with theories ranging from a religious temple t
4、o a bitchin magic trick by Merlin and some giants. We know what were putting our money on. Either way, archaeologists think it was erected between 3000 and 2500 BCE, making it one of the oldest man-made structures still in existence. Its definitely one of the most famous. What most people dont reali
5、ze is that the most important part of Stonehenge appears to be missing. Drawings of the site from just a few centuries ago show a stone altar (which by the way would confirm it was originally a temple) but its sure not there now. Experts have been obsessed with finding it, as it may very well be the
6、 most important rock in the formation and would finally solve the mystery of the henge. Now, archeologists think they have found it. Was it moved to some other religious site by cultists? Did a UFO come back to claim it? No, it appears somebody a few centuries ago just dragged it away because they w
7、ere short of rocks for their construction project. The altar has apparently been found, in two pieces, as part of a small bridge a few miles down the road. What were they thinking? Well, nobody really knows. Theres not exactly a shortage of rocks in England. For some reason, the English seem to just
8、 enjoy building mundane shit out of important historical artifacts, like they did with Hadrians Wall. Thats a 2, 000 year-old wall across Northern England originally built by the Romans, the bricks of which now can now be seen in nearby houses and churches. But some old brick wall is one thing; Ston
9、ehenge has stood unmolested for nearly 5000 years, and even in the 1600s people knew how important it was. It takes a lot of English balls to steal a huge rock from a mystical ancient site just because you cant be assed to cut a couple more stones for your little bridge. “Ah, just grab one from over
10、 there.“ There are massive projects underway to try to find and preserve ancient Egyptian tombs and the remains inside them. The mummified bodies of people thousands of years old provide a wealth of information to researchers and an invaluable link to the past, one continually threatened by tourists
11、 and Brendan Fraser-esque treasure hunters. “Its mummy-fightin time, bia!“ Was that a line from that movie? Weve never seen it. But despite the obsessive preservation process the mummified bodies were put through, there arent many left today. Why? Well, mostly because they were burned for firewood.
12、What were they thinking? We typically think of mummies as dead Pharaohs, but just about anybody could buy a mummification option with their funeral plan back then. In fact, many would save up for their entire lives, foregoing less important things like, you know, food. Even those who couldnt afford
13、it still faced the possibility of ending up as a mummy-the conditions in the desert are such that a dead body can become naturally mummified by the sand and dry heat. Ancient Egypt was a virtual mummypalooza. Was. By the time they stopped making mummies in Egypt, they had literally millions of them.
14、 By the 1800s, people were tripping over mummies in the street. In fact, they had more mummies in Egypt than they had trees. So, when things started to get a bit chilly in the winter and they didnt have any wood to burn, someone looked at that pile of bone-dry corpses and had a bright idea. “That du
15、de looks totally flammable.“ So, they were tossing mummies on the fire left and right, the family gathered around the crackling hearth, drinking some cocoa and watching flames lick through the eye holes of half a dozens grinning skulls. This didnt seem like much of a tragedy when mummified remains w
16、ere plentiful, but after a while they whittled down their supply to a minute number. Did this convince them to treat these cultural artifacts with a little more respect? Oh, hell no. Not only did they continue using mummies as firewood, they ground them up into medicines, and sold their wrappings to
17、 Western paper companies who then made wrapping paper out of them (this stopped when the wrapping paper gave people cholera, and they died). For a while, locomotives in Egypt were fuelled not with coal, but with mummies. During the Victorian era they were even selling them to rich people in England
18、who would have “unwrapping parties“ which, unfortunately, were exactly what they sound like. Worst. Bachelor Party. Ever. Once upon a time, paper was more expensive than a lot of precious metals. As a result there werent nearly as many books around back in the day and of those, not many have survive
19、d. These precious artifacts suffer the ravages of time (as well as air and moisture) despite efforts to preserve them. Oh, and also we make some into cheesy souvenirs. For instance, people who sang in choirs at church back in medieval times didnt each have their own book, they were too precious. The
20、 monks got around this by making a few huge books that everyone in the choir could see. This was incredibly time consuming work, from stretching and preparing the vellum (paper made from baby cow skin), to copying out the notes and lyrics by hand. The results were beautiful examples of medieval art.
21、 Today, museums spend years preparing special exhibitions of these masterpieces so that people can enjoy them. As illustrated here But lets say you are a regular dude who somehow gets his hands on one of these priceless books. What better way to preserve their splendor than by tearing out pages, cut
22、ting them up, and making lampshades out of them? What were they thinking? Well, they do make pretty cool lampshades. This was the personal hobby of William Randolph Hearst, and many examples can be found at his “ranch house, “ Hearst Castle, in California. Maybe it was just a combination of being ri
23、ch and bored. It wasnt just choir books either-obviously wanting to throw a bit of variety into his interior design aesthetic based around desecrated historical artifacts, Hearst also made lamps out of ancient Xian dynasty Chinese vases, as well as original documents issued by the Catholic Church in
24、 the 1500s. We imagine he was barred from visiting most museums. Prev Page 1 of 2 Next Recommended For Your Pleasure Add New Comment 281 Comments I just found a hot site C O U G A R C H A T S, C0M where you can meet sexy and many rich cougars. Reply They say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is.
25、Reply Wheres the plaster coating of Yazilikaya? Reply I had read that the heart wasnt cooked or prepared at all; in fact the heart belonged to someone else. It was shown to him, preserved inside of a silver casket. When he saw it, he is reported to have said, “I have eaten many strange things, but h
26、ave never eaten the heart of a king before.“ And before he could be stopped, he had already bitten into it. Reply from the article link about finding the missing alter of Stonehenge: “This altar stone was first named and described in the 17th century by Inigo Jones“ I cant help but picture Inigo Mon
27、toya with an Indiana Jones hat and whip lol Reply Bog bodies. hundreds found. 99% lost. Reply cannibalism .nothing in the bible against it. just ask the Chile football team. Reply Uruguay rugby team but they crashed in the Andes ;) and then ate each other. If someone used my Mummy for firewood Id be
28、 heartbroken Reply for some reason this list reminds me of Hme castle, building started in 13th century, it served as a military garrison well into 20th century, though part of it had been turned into a womens prison sometime in 19th century, the last prisoners were transferred elsewhere in 1972, it
29、 has been said that any convict who had until then remained silent, would tell everything she knew after being threatened with a transfer to the Hme castle. Reply In #2 thats a picture of John Q. Adams not John Adams. Reply And there I thought the firewood crack in The Mummy was just a s*y joke. Rep
30、ly I was kinda wishing for some more references in this article. For example: this stopped when the wrapping paper gave people cholera, and they died This woulda been an interesting read Reply Theres this thing called Google. Go nuts! Really? What is this google you speak of? Tell me more! Number 7
31、was relevant to my experience. My friends at my parish are very smug and self-righteous about avoiding things like Facebook and Lady GaGa. Christie usually has good and thought-provoking articles, even if shes not I-just-vomited-my-intestines-out-my-nose hilarious like other writers on the site. Rep
32、ly Whoops, wrong article. Now I want to know which article you replied to. Everybody knows stonehenge was built to cover the pandorica. Its common knowledge Reply I want to be the guy who mows the lawn at Stonehenge. Reply LOL “The Curatprs Eye“ Advertisment. Reply And everyone wonders why Hitler th
33、ought Germans were superior. Reply No, not really. For example, I wonder about the implications of giant bunnies set loose in Manhattan. Ah, chianti, the favored wine of cannibals! :D Reply Cant help but feel that there have been much worse ones than the white house, seriously it shouldnt have been
34、number 2. The rest of the western world doesnt care. Reply Hide All See All 3 Replies Plus 80 years old is hardly a historic treasure by the rest of the worlds standards. I even know some PEOPLE older than that, can you believe! True, but he should have realized how that stuff would have been of imp
35、ortance later on. Its not like he was dude who just bought a new house and cleaned out the attic of the old owners shit. It was Presidential stuff. Im sure by his time, people were already interested in some sense of the history of the office. The Taliban blowing up the Buddhist statues should have
36、gone in this article. Reply That was what I thought when I saw the title. In fact, some of the things mentioned in this article seemed sensible compared to that. The difference there being that that was done with the specific purpose of destroying them, because they were offensive to their sensibili
37、ty. All the other objects in the list were damaged and/or destroyed because people didnt really give a crap about them. The taliban totally cared about them, to the point they couldnt stand the sight. For the same reason I guess there is no mention of that one pope who had all the ancient roman stat
38、ues lying around Rome been modified to cover their genitalia, and had clothes painted on all the figures in the Universal Judgement in the Sistine Chapel. And while were talking of Rome, most ancient roman temples and monuments were happily pillaged for marbles, metals and whatever people would need
39、. The nice half open shape of the Colosseum is due to that. This would have been a good entry possibly. Btw, fueling trains with mummies is totally worth the pollution! More Comments Elsewhere . Cracked, C, the “Cracked“ logo, and Demand Media are each a trademark or a registered trademark of Demand Media, Inc. in the United States and/or other countries. Copyright 2007-2012. Demand Media, Inc.
